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3/23/2016 3:49:59 AM
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Why is the Traveler a Stupid Sphere?
Why would bungie choose this? Besides being apart of the sphereist agenda, it is grossly gendered stereotyping. Earth gets graced by a big white "ball". I mean seriously!
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Cause the square was too...square...
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1 ReplyThere's probably a really big dwarf in it. Like R2-D2.
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Got a better question. Who the hell cares?
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Why is every astro in the universe a stupid sphere?
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9 RepliesRemember when the Traveler was gonna look like a space station? Which was pretty cool.
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Cuz youz a square. Luza.
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2 RepliesWe'll build a wall around the sphere. It'll be 80 ft high. I'll get the best people to do it. Trust me. We will make the Traveller pay for it!
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1 ReplyEdited by MXAdvent: 3/25/2016 5:49:14 AMWell they were trying for a gargantuan Halo, but apparently that idea was already taken... [spoiler]I went there.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesIt's probably a sphere because it's the only thing that keeps this story line rolling along.
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23 RepliesAsk the people of Alderan about giant space speres.
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Gendered.... What? I mean I'm pretty sure your post was some sort of satire but this is how sjw's be acting though.
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9 RepliesSame reason why in the original game and DLC 1&2 we were trying to "save" the traveler but in the intro cutscene for TTK we are told that the ghosts were born when it died. [spoiler]plot holes Bungie[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesOther options bungie considered before settling on "Stupid Sphere" Diabolical Dodecahedron Tranquil Triangle Rebellious Rectangle Saavy Square Obtuse Oval Heroic Hexagon Parabolic Pentagon
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He lost his legs and other ball and shaft in a war
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11 RepliesBump to turn traveler into rectangle.
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4 RepliesBecause... It gets 'a round'
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Edited by StarchLord: 3/24/2016 11:32:09 AMBecause he dropped out of high school
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haha , mass effect had a badass god-child instead :D
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Cause if thay mad it a triangle eveyone be lik Illuminati comfirned
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In the Grimoire, the traveler is typically referee to as "she", so I will address her as such. The sphere is, and always has been considered the "perfect shape" (IT BEAT OUT THE CIRCLE!!, I mean cmon!). Fun facts: Even the Eliksni's Servitors emulate the T's form. In the Books of Sorrows, she was the 52nd "Moon" over the Fundement,
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I would guess it sphereacial so it can disguise Itself as a moon if it needs to hide?
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Because Didact. Just sayin
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Umm cause he's stupid....oh and completely f**king useless
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Because -blam!- you. That's why.
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Should've been a dope ass pyramid
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2 RepliesBecause having a triangle as a "god" doesn't make much sense. First which way is it pointing and how is it floating? It would have bonus points though.
