"When you have the Tom Clancy name on something you expect a very engaging story line, interesting characters, which the game has neither"
Watch the full Angry Joe Show review of 'The Division' above.
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2 Replies>actually listens to pissed off Pablo Lmao
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Angry Joe is what you get if you give a babbling hobo on the street, 15 minutes in front of the camera. The guys words have zero merit in game reviews and I can't trust anything from a guy whose one schtick is that he's "Angry" so much so that he needs to put it in the title. He gives voice to those people who bitch and moan about something without having experienced it themselves.
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1 ReplyOpinions are like assholes, everyone's got one.
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1 ReplyWhy bother, Homefront is out soon and is a FPS so will be much better than Devision.
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1 ReplyEdited by A Syrian Refugee: 3/26/2016 7:34:28 PM"OMG Angry joe says the Division is bad so Division must be bad!" I mean do yall see how dumb his review is? He starts off by making fun of hats.........And then he shoots car windows for a over a minute and gets mad that they dont break or sum BS. Its just riduculous criticism Bro just stop. Division is a great game. Top 5 currently on next gen. People like you have gotten so damn. spoiled and stuck up that exploring a replica NYC while killing enemies "isnt good enough". Just sad
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I feel like him bagging on games is kinda his thing. So general positive reviews are not common place. Although my experience is like 2 videos
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I've never listened to AngryJoe's [u]opinions[/u] once and I never will.
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*Prepares laser face* I refuse to watch Angry Joe. He overhypes everything for himself and rants about changes from three year old trailers. His reviews are insanely biased and he won't wait for full content release. Operations aren't even out and they are the crown jewel of end game!
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7 RepliesNever watched an angry Joe video he seems lame
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3 RepliesWatched his video twice and it's pretty undeniable that's he's actually correct on about 95% of the things he's talking about. These division fanboys just don't want to hear any criticism of any sorts.
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LOLL who listens to these middle aged no life losers. I never needed some 30 year old to tell me DK64 was gonna be great, or Mario party 1,2 & 3, or 007 golden eye, or sonic on Sega Genesis, or even yoshis island on super Nintendo. I'm grown enough to make rational decisions myself and don't need some overweight loser to tell me his thoughts on a game. Keep letting these losers ruin your fun and new experiences cause he's the ring leader and your the sheeple and me I'm over here being the wolf. "Since you were born we've controlled what you watched and you read, and pretty soon we're gonna own the fcckin air that you breathe". -Immortal Technique The Destroyer of Religion.
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45 RepliesYou don't find The Division's characters interesting because you didn't listen. Paul Rhodes? That guy is hysterical, so funny and sarcastic, great confidante to Faye Lau. Jessica Kandel? She's a lesbian. Captain Benitez? Well, he's just a dude who believes in safety I don't know. Nothing substantial about him. Faye Lau? Lives, loves, and breathes everything The Division practically. The way she reacted when we saw the Rogue Agents in the Police Academy, she sounded as if she had diarrhea and was trying desperately to hold it in. The story? Well, I have a feeling that we'll see it develop over time and having a solid ending. Aaron Keener is gonna be one badass dude to fight.
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1 Reply*Angry Joe says that Destiny is an extreme disappointment and doesn't live up to hype* Everyone: LOOK, DESTINY SUCKS IT'S HORRIBLE WORST GAME EVER 0/10 *Angry Joe says that Division is an extreme disappointment and doesn't live up to hype* Same people: Who's Angry Joe? Who listens to his opinion? He's dumb. Just agree that either Destiny and Division were good at release, or agree that they were both disappointments, because they had relatively similar releases.
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Edited by Astrachalasia: 3/26/2016 4:58:20 AMWhile Angry Joe does have very fair points in his videos, most of it is him just criticizing every game he possibly can. Every time I hear his friends and him play I get the impression they're all sitting on a playground, collectively pointing and laughing at a kid (which would represent whatever game they're playing) for no purpose other than to gain attention from others.
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5 Replies[quote]Engaging storyline.[/quote] *Looks at copy of R6:S* Uh...
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21 RepliesSort of made it you're personal mission to bad mouth this game, eh? If you dont' like it. Don't play it. That simple.
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Didn't watch the video but I wouldn't say it hurts the game, it just adds absolutely nothing.
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9 RepliesPeople liston to angry Joe is laughable
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4 RepliesGood thing Wildlands is coming out. It looks like it has potential.
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5 RepliesI need your guy's help send a message to 'peanut goddess' saying "Send Cnquer Pics" thank you guys soo much :)
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2 RepliesToo bad Tom Clancy himself regularly failed to write engaging storylines.
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Daaamn Dylan Back at it again with the Division
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3 RepliesI actually like the story and how I see the world progress as I take back more areas.
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2 RepliesI disagree. The world they built in The Division is like a Tom Clancy playground. The evidence videos, Intel, echoes, collectibles, etc. all do the Tom Clancy name justice. The Division is a great foundation and hopefully the updates and expansions continue to add to it.
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1 ReplyEdited by Luck: 3/22/2016 1:20:37 AMI despise Angry Joe due to the fact that his fan boys parrot everything he says and dick ride him to no end.