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3/18/2016 11:01:15 AM
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Post your worst moments with the opposite gender
Title says it all.
In freshmen year, during a varsity football game, I was sitting behind a girl with one big ass. Everyone was standing up in the student section, including the girl with the big ass. Me being a horny 14 year old, decided to sit down and just stare at it. A minute goes by, and the guy standing next to her tells her what I'm doing.
I think you would know what happens next.
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#Offtopic
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I farted in front of a girl...it was a silent but deadly
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1 Reply*hawt lady in bedroom *her parents don't care *farted.
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1 ReplyThat guy needs to calm down.
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1 Replywow that guy is a cockblocking asshole
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2 RepliesIn the second grade, this girl would just flash her parts at me at an angle nobody else can see but me.
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I crashed my chopper :(
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Edited by Landing Eagle: 3/20/2016 9:59:21 AM[b] [/b]
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Edited by Landing Eagle: 3/20/2016 9:59:35 AM[b] [/b]
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"Hey my na-" *pukes* *awkward stare* "nevermind"
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Once wrote a dumb Christmas card to a girl when I was 8th grade completely regretted it
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Op is straight.
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14 RepliesSenior year of highschool I somewhat dated (it was a weird relationship) this fine chick from my dance class. Easily one of the hottest in the school which was surprising. One night she is hanging out at my place just watching tv and talking and we get into a playful fight. Next thing I know we are on my bed and she is straddling me. I remember thinking, "oh shit my parents might be down stairs, but -blam!- it I will try." She then grabs my hands and tries to pin me down and at this point im ready to go full in. She leans over and asks, "Am i pretty?" I say of course you are. She frowns, gets mad, and gets off and starts screaming at me saying im a lier. I sit there dumbfounded with a raging boner and she ends up leaving when i ask whats wrong. Easily the weirdest encounter i ever had. I eventually broke things off when she revealed that she cut her thighs when she was upset. I wanted nothing to do with that craziness. But before i had known that she seemed pretty normal. Moral of the story kids: some people are crazy and you should stay far away from that.
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We were playing tag and my now girlfriend (at that time we were only friends) runs in front of me so I tagged her but touched her breast accidentally
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In third grade i was very friendly with this girl who in turn was also friendly to me (she was attractive). A few days later some kids asked me if i liked her i reportedly denied that. Another one happened last year when i was in 8th grade same thing but with a different girl but we still are friendly
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A girl lost a bet so she had to hug me.
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4 RepliesAight, so like any other kid, I like this girl, and she's pretty good looking and really nice. I made the ultimate mistake of telling my friends about her. So, my friend decided it would be funny to run up to her and ask if she would be interested in some African goggles (African goggles is where you place your balls on a girl's pair of eyes) and that was yesterday. The next day, what he decided to do was return to her and her group of friends and said to them: "Jim (me) was wondering if you were still interested in those African goggles, especially for you, Jasmine (the girl who I have a fondness for) and he said next time he would say " So Jim said that if you don't want the goggles, he would give Jasmine a fresh baked cream pie". I have never spoke to her since.
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3 RepliesI almost killed her. | | V To keep reading [spoiler]http://youtu.be/6Vn4wJkStd8[/spoiler]
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It involved ass crack and sunglasses.
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Feminism
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[quote]Title says it all. In freshmen year, during a varsity football game, I was sitting behind a girl with one big ass. Everyone was standing up in the student section, including the girl with the big ass. Me being a horny 14 year old, decided to sit down and just stare at it. A minute goes by, and the guy standing next to her tells her what I'm doing. I think you would know what happens next.[/quote] She farted in your face? Don't leave us hanging.
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Freshman homecoming
