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3/18/2016 11:01:15 AM
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Post your worst moments with the opposite gender
Title says it all.
In freshmen year, during a varsity football game, I was sitting behind a girl with one big ass. Everyone was standing up in the student section, including the girl with the big ass. Me being a horny 14 year old, decided to sit down and just stare at it. A minute goes by, and the guy standing next to her tells her what I'm doing.
I think you would know what happens next.
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3 RepliesPicture 9th grade everybody. Class just got dismissed, so i decide to shoot my empty can of soda into the recycling (this was after lunch). So I wind up while walking toward the door, slip and barely make it into the bin. Just before I even tossed the can in however i felt my hand brush something. We'd both stopped and looked into each other in the eyes and fat bead of sweat came from my head. Butt Clench happened next. She said" did you just scrape my boobs?" . "Yes" [spoiler]and thats how i met my current girlfriend[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by R0meo4125: 3/25/2016 12:52:32 AMHad a moment with my crush for first time. She ties my tie for me on a ROTC dining in and we were looking at each other. Then I let out a stanky -blam!-in breath and forgot I didn't brush my teeth. Damn, that killed me. This was senior year highschool ~TheGreatSkechers
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4 Replies14 yo have big asses? Wait now I'm probably going to jail for writing that...still...I bet it looked like a pancake.
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3 RepliesI have a few stories
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1 ReplyEdited by SearNova: 3/28/2016 3:00:09 AM>Be me >At school dance >Slow song come on >Gotta get me some tail >Ask girl >Says yes >Start dancing >Friend comes up behind me >Puts my hands on girl's butt >Uh oh.jpeg >Steel beam in pants >Avoid contact with pelvis >Song ends >Noped the -blam!- outta there
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4 RepliesWhen you're getting it on, going great, finish, and realize your hands are covered in blood.
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4 RepliesWell I dated a psychopath.
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Every single one
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Banged your mom.
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I liked a girl, wanted to ask her to homecoming. Locker bay around us is completely empty About to ask Annoying acquaintance walks up and says "Oh I heard you were gonna ask someone to homecoming" completely unaware that I was talking to a girl Bell rings
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8 Replies>Be me >Be 16 >at friends party with other males and females my age >Sit down on empty couch near other couches ready to watch some movies >friend hosting party's sister/ cute grill I like sits right next to me and friends fill up all other available seats >-blam!-yeah.jpeg >she increasingly gets closer >arm skin begins to touch >watch movie for like fifteen minutes with arms touching >notmad.url >cute girl yawns and says she's tired >begins resting her head on my shoulder asking if it's okay if she leans on me >say yes >put arm around her shoulder >perfectcuddleachieved.win >stay like that for around 1:30 hours >cute girl's mom walks in >cute girl quickly gets off of me to not upset mom >mom doesn't notice >leaves >everyone stares at me and cute girl with disapproval >cute girl gets up and walks away >crowd still staring at me >no more cuddling position >Cute girl acts like it never happened in the future >sadtimes.jpeg
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1 ReplyEdited by Bharat Sahota: 3/26/2016 7:36:06 AMI went with my male friend to a club. I was hanging around by myself upstairs, playing with my phone, until a girl came along and started messing around with my phone screen. We got talking and kind of hit it off quite well. My friend suddenly came along. He pointed at me and shouted into her ear: "My friend wants to -blam!- you raw!" There are way more awkward moments. Message if you want more.
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4 RepliesHold hand out to give girl high5. Girl doesn't give into high5. Hand ends up on bewb. Girl laughs it off. Me sits down to question life.
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Dating my ex
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4 RepliesEdited by VOTEforPEDRO969: 3/25/2016 4:22:53 AMThese are so painful to read
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ankA6U5FkVo
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>be me >get hit on by 13 y.o. >I'm 16 af at the time >even tho she doesn't look 13 ain't happening >eventually decide to tell her I can't date her >she starts going on about how she wishes her attempted suicide worked >I'm freaking out saying no no you'll find someone better >don't believe that but ok >she then turns from depressed to cocky shit >starts talking about how she's way better than me >says I'm conceited >"I'm sure you'll find someone 100 times better than me" not minutes before >just watch the flood of cringey text >she ends with "btw I'm mature enough to date now you should wait until college" >I'm cracking up at this point >just let it end there >I've seen her since and haven't talked to her >awkward af
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Literally everyday
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My best friend told me she liked the girl I was secretly dating [spoiler]im a guy[/spoiler]
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Just about all of em lol
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11 RepliesI dated a girl in grade 7, it was like a week long relationship lol. I dated her because I liked her but told everyone that I was dating her because she had nice tits. Obviously her ears were aroused by this(she hears about what I said) immediately dumps me. First heart stomp ever
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18 RepliesI'll answer this when its really late and I can't sleep.
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Puberty. *cri*
