{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
3/18/2016 11:01:15 AM
220
Post your worst moments with the opposite gender
Title says it all.
In freshmen year, during a varsity football game, I was sitting behind a girl with one big ass. Everyone was standing up in the student section, including the girl with the big ass. Me being a horny 14 year old, decided to sit down and just stare at it. A minute goes by, and the guy standing next to her tells her what I'm doing.
I think you would know what happens next.
English
#Offtopic
-
2 RepliesMy wife sent me to the ER on our honeymoon. We got drunk and she proceeded to give me some oral attention- after eating some super spicy hot wings. Had to have my urethra scrubbed with the world's longest q-tip.
-
4 Replies>Implying I have had any interaction with girls.
-
A lot of awkward and accidental touching while trying to get to classes.I bitch slapped a girl on accident once while getting my backpack on.
-
1 ReplyWent to a movie with a grill. Movie ended she went into the bathroom and dumped me via text. So that was pretty cool.
-
That moment when two 8th grade girls tried hitting on me. I'm in my second year of highschool.
-
2 RepliesI can say only one thing [spoiler]never talk about Cthuluth with girls. NEVER.[/spoiler]
-
7 RepliesWhen your crush askes who your crush is [spoiler]Panic mode activate[/spoiler]
-
2 RepliesEdited by DackJaniels247: 3/26/2016 11:41:50 AMI hooked up with this girl and I kept my boxers on. When we were done and drove her home and got home, I checked my boxers and there were green stains on it!! I cut her off real quick. I think she seriously gave me HPV though
-
9 RepliesEdited by Hobbitoe: 3/30/2016 10:43:26 AMI'm playing my friends wingman (friend is female) on getting her a boyfriend [spoiler]But I like my friend[/spoiler] [spoiler]Just trying to be a good friend :([/spoiler] Keep in mind when's reply back to your comments Her = my crush Friend = her crush and my friend
-
4 RepliesKissed a girl as she vomited once
-
7 RepliesI was trying to tell this girl to cone over here, but she was all like "Umm, i have, like, a boyfriend, so don't you tell me to walk over ther-" Not my fault she got hit by the damn bus.
-
15 RepliesSo there was this dance and a girl I really liked but I'm socially awkward and probably mentally disabled. I asked my grandpa for advice and he gave me something to give to the girl. I gave it to her and she went bat shit crazy she wanted to mate with me out in the open. Turns out it was contagious and everyone wanted me, I had to run and hide and ask my grandpa for help. Anyways the story ends with me burying my own corpse 0_0
-
She said I can hold her cupcakes that she made to help her. *drops cupcakes*
-
2 RepliesI'm a junior. There's a freshman with herpes trying to hit on me. So there's that. [spoiler]also if you want to talk retroactively my first gf went gender neutral *cringe* and the second one is a lesbian now *much less of a cringe* so there's that. [/spoiler]
-
She makes love with you right
-
Edited by DoctorBazinga: 3/29/2016 12:35:19 AMLots of awkward stuff in middle school
-
So, there was a rumor in my Jr high that my ex, who I was dating at the time, was a slut. I tried telling her that my friend started the rumor, but she is definitely not one. It went the wrong way and she broke up with me about an hour before I left to school. [spoiler]we were in the same 1st period class.[/spoiler]
-
2 Replies2 moments had happened within the same week, I may or may not post them later.
-
40 RepliesEdited by Nixtress: 3/20/2016 7:21:42 PMWell isn't this a loaded question. I mean, hell I answer it and reveal one of the worst moments of my life or I don't. I think I'm not going to. I don't want to stir up that sort of thing.
-
8 Repliesmy senior year I swung my hand around dramatically for some reason and grabbed some guys junk......
-
7 RepliesBus rides home in the 4th grade were horrible. 9th grade chick always sat by me and talked cutesy to me but she'd always hit me in the legs or arms real hard, a lot. One day I got sick of it and punched her in the arm as hard as I could. She laughed and hit me back. Get to school next day, get called to principals office, get paddled for hitting a girl. -blam!- school.
-
1042nd post
-
These comments crack me up
-
9th grade a girl that I had a crush on asked me out to homecoming about a month prior. The day of homecoming I meet her at the football game and she has another date. She didn't have the courage to tell me a highschooler asked her out 2 days before. First and only time something like that ever happened.
-
3 RepliesEdited by slight: 3/28/2016 2:40:01 AMHold on. It's a long one. [spoiler]it's gonna be in a replies to this. Too long. Sorry.[/spoiler]
-
3 RepliesPicture 9th grade everybody. Class just got dismissed, so i decide to shoot my empty can of soda into the recycling (this was after lunch). So I wind up while walking toward the door, slip and barely make it into the bin. Just before I even tossed the can in however i felt my hand brush something. We'd both stopped and looked into each other in the eyes and fat bead of sweat came from my head. Butt Clench happened next. She said" did you just scrape my boobs?" . "Yes" [spoiler]and thats how i met my current girlfriend[/spoiler]
