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3/17/2016 3:09:03 AM
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How do you piss off nascar fans
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Call Dale Earnhardt queer.
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Say things like "Geewiz. I sure do wish I could drive in a circle for several hours like those guys can!"
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I personally enjoy it Not because "hurrdurr another left turn! What's gonna happen next?!" I like the sound of the cars, and, in a party or get together, it's enjoyable It's a race, and who doesn't love a race? Especially when here's turbo-charged, beefed up, muscle cars in it? [spoiler]plus it's a big thing in my family to[/spoiler]
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You turn left HueHueHueHueHueHueHueHue
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Pay the guy who drives the beer truck to arrive after the race is over.
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oversimplify Nascar, talk shit about the fans, talk shit about the track, talk shit about fans again. Pretty much the same thing you do to get anyone riled up.
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You flip them off and then turn [i]right[/i]
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Ask them when they turn right
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Edited by Woupsea: 3/17/2016 4:12:31 AMFlip their left blinkers on randomly while you're in the car with them Every time they make a left turn yell 'AND HE TAKES THE LEAD, WHAT A TURN!!'.
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2 Replies- nascar isn't a sport - the drivers aren't athletes - they only watch it for the crashes - its only a matter of time before black people dominate nascar if they're not ready to fight after that, tell them European cars are superior to American muscle.
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1 ReplyUm. Obama?
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4 RepliesFormula one
