1) Potato's are yummy 2) You can mash potatoes 3) You can cook potatoes 4) Potato's are round and can double as a ball 5) Potato's can be used as ammo 6) You can make a clock with them 7) You can use a potato as a battery 8) Glados became a potato 9) If their is a second potato famine in Ireland you can get rich off it 10) Potatoes know when to leave you alone 11) Potatoes are good bowling balls 12) Potatoes play supporting roles in toy story 13) Potatoes can roll 14) Potatoes get spots on them 15) Potatoes don't cause extinction 16) Potatoes will always love you 17) Potatoes are healthy 18) Potatoes have been farmed for thousands of years 19) Potatoes have been in space 20) Potatoes go well in salad 21) Potatoes kept Matt Damon alive on Mars 22) Potatoes save lives 23) If you are hungry you can eat a potato 24) Potatoes fit in your pocket 25) Enough potatoes could power the whole planet 26) Potatoes have toe in them 27) My dad was a potato 29) You can feed a family of 8 with only potatoes 32) Potatoes love you 33) Potatoes live underground 36) Potatoes can be sweet 39) Potatoes are 80% water (Just like you) 42) You can make potatoes into wedges 43) You can make potatoes into chips 45) There are thousands of types of potatoes 48) Potatoes don't judge you 49) Potatoes can be used as cameras 50) Potatoes can be used as modems 51) Mashed potatoes can be shaped into bricks 52) Potatoes can be used as routers 53) Potatoes will be the currency in the next great depression 54) The earth and a potato are the same shape, this means we live on a massive potato 55) You need potatoes for vodka 56) You can eat potatoes 57) Potatoes don't make shitposts 58) Potatoes don't ban you 59) World War Three will be fought with potatoes 60) Potatoes have 'pot' in them 61) Potatoes didn't make destiny 62) Potatoes haven't started any wars 63) Humans kill people but potatoes don't 64) Potatoes make good spouses 65) Potatoes can be orange 66) Hitler was a na[b] [/b]zi not a potato 67) Nobody expects the potatoes to be poisoned 68) Potatoes make good computers 69) Potatoes can be eaten hot or cold 70) Potatoes can be grown nearly anywhere 71) Potatoes make good secret agents 72) Potatoes are edible 73) Potatoes rhyme with tomatoes 74) You can say po-tay-toe or par-tar-toe 75) Potato's can float 76) Potato 77) Potatoes can't count well 79) Potato's are good catering food 80) Potatoes are warm 81) Potato's and chill 82) Potato's make good jokes 83) You can eat a potato but potatoes can't eat you 84) Potato's can be talked about for ages 85)People get confused when sentences don't end the way they potato. 86) [REDACTED BY POTATO] 87) Potatoes is a weird word 88) Potato 89) Potatoes are the memes of the vegetable world 90) Potato is a number 91) Potatoes don't die they only go missing in action 92) People who don't eat potatoes die 93) Potatoes make people rich 94) Potatoes taste good 95) Potatoes are the top of a shepherds pie 96) Potatoes have many uses. 97) Potatoes can help make lists