Teh mida mutitool There was once a man called Fabian who had a Strategy to save the land of Monte Carlo. He was the Red Death of the Hereafter and he thought there was No Land Beyond. He spoke to the Thunderlord and conquered up a Supercell and named it Zhalo. Now Fabian was in love with a young lady called Hawkmoon who was a weaver and spent all her days working on her Black Spindle making cloths for Princes and Princesses. This is where she met Tlaloc, the leader of the Suros Regime. Tlaloc was also known as the 4th horseman of the Telesto people and he had the Breath of a Dragon, he always told the Truth and he carried a Raze'r lighter. Now Fabian had a Touch of Malice and was a Dark Drinker. One day he went to see a physic called a Boolean Gemini. She had him sit on a Bolt Caster chair while she tried to summon the first curse but forgot the last word. Fabian became a little invective so to cover up her mistake she gave him a card for good luck, it was the Ace of Spades. He smiled and thought this was Super Good Advice. Along with the card she gave him a Sleeper Simulant that helped him drift off into the Hard Light. This chick was really Bad Juju. When Tlaloc heard about all of this he went and saw the Chaperone. He told the him how Fabian was a Thorn in his side and he had no time to explain and needed help. The Chaperone explained to Tlaloc Plan C. Plan C involved a very special weapon he would be able to use up close and personal and remove Fabian from his life while drifting in the Hard Light. This weapon was the Mida Multitool...... is a versatile Exotic Scout Rifle notable for boosting move speed. It features exceptional Reload Speed and a 21-shot Magazine. MIDA is unusual for having the Third Eye. MIDA aims very quickly and has strong knockback. Its only downside is very poor range. The Chaperone gave the leader of the Suros Regime this special weapon and sent him on his way. This is the Truth, the whole Truth and nothing but the Truth.

A girls choice between necrophilia and beastiality [spoiler]twilight [/spoiler]

Big giant alien who sheds smaller aliens comes to Manhattan and teens try to save a "girlfriend," but all end up dying except one.. [spoiler]the Hispanic one.[/spoiler]

Explosions Boobs boob explosions Fučking fast car chases

Teenager discovers that he can make white sticky stuff come from his body[spoiler]spider man[/spoiler]

Tornado's, big fish ahhh!

guy finds an orb and then there's a green girl and a raccoon and a tree

Man has identity issues. Goes on a rampage and hits best friend with keyboard. Becomes an epic time slowing assassin. Is betrayed. Gets vengeance. The end.

Boy wakes up in another world and gets his ass beat by a Asian guy with messed up eyebrows

A whiny kid attempts to train a feral and dangerous animal and starts a war

Fed Ex plane crashes on island and guy is stranded there.

Some poor girl finds a soccer ball robot who sees a black man wearing his owners jacket and they escape the stormy soldiers on a junk ship and get captured by the original owners and they get raided by thugs and then they unleash weird squids to kill them then they escape again and go to a big star killer thing and go to some castle and get raided by more stormy soldiers and then rebellion comes and saves them then the owners of the junk ship's wife comes and they make a plan to kill the star killer thingy and they do it and lol the end. [spoiler]Then the poor girl gives a laser sword hilt to an old Jeedi.[/spoiler]

Han Solo dies

Guy in a red suit and makes raunchy humor throughout the film.

Go to Vietnam. Makes shrimp.

Explosions and stuff [spoiler]name that director[/spoiler]