[b]The Left Paddle.[/b] Embodiment of all things good. Full of life. Motivated in all aspects. Clumsy but strategic. Fighting for a greater cause. [b]The Right Paddle.[/b] Embodiment of evil. Cold, relentless, unwavering. Perfect but slow. Serves one purpose: the defeat of the left paddle. Who would win in an all out death match? It's hard to say. They are both incredibly capable. What's your best guess? [spoiler]inb4 Death Battle: Left Paddle vs. Right Paddle. Come on ScrewAttack. [/spoiler]