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3/5/2016 12:18:26 AM
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Buying condoms?
Hey guys, gals and creatures of the internet! Just wondering out of curiosity, what else do you buy when you buy condoms? And does that correlate with a weird look of sort that the cashier gives you?
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#Offtopic
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Edited by MurcSpyder: 3/9/2016 5:23:07 AMNothing. I'm about to -blam!-. Why the hell do I care what the clerk thinks?!😡
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>when your first purchase are magnums
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8 RepliesWhat to buy with Condoms: Hammers Rope Duct tape Gloves Gasoline can Matches Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Toliet paper Paper Towels Rick Astley Greatest hits cd ......And Gum so u don't look weird
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9 RepliesI once had a cashier ring up a box of condoms, said they were too expensive and took them back, then came back to the same cashier with a bag of balloons and a bag of rubber bands. The look on her face was priceless.
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3 RepliesI've found that cashiers can be a wealth of knowledge. When you get to the register put a condom on and ask if it looks like the right size, good fit is important.
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Edited by ShowMeMercyPapi: 3/9/2016 5:02:16 AMJust buy them and say that you're a pro clown and they were cheaper than latex balloons.
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1) I'm a dad. Spent several years buying condoms and diapers together. I no longer get embarrassed about anything. 2) When I was a cashier, I've seen some shit. Fav was when I worked the late shift in a grocery store and two young, very attractive, women came in buying -whipped cream -cherries -toy handcuffs One of the girls was smiling and flirting while the other was staring like "say something mother-blam!-er, I dare you"
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2 RepliesI was going to buy a dildo to give to a lady friend of mine for a bday present, but when I walked into the shop I felt weird and left. I just got her a Starbucks gift card instead.
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15 RepliesExperiment I did. I once went to three stores and got three different types of condoms first two I went too I just got the condoms and walked out the girl cashiers said nothing the last store (Walmart) I looked for the hottest young chick working the register, walked up with a extra large box of magnums she instantly started asking me stuff "are you really that big?" "I thought only black guys were that big" "do you want to hang out sometime?" Point of my story? Women are whores Ama I dare you
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If it's a dude I tell him don't be looking down on me cause ur here and I'm gonna -blam!-. If it's a girl giving me that judgment look I tell her the -blam!- is wrong with not being a -blam!-ing dad and raising kids u can't afford
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A firearm and leaded gasoline.
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That moment when you buy a pack of condoms, and the cashier is some teenage girl who gives you a judgmental look...
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Edited by Talk2MeToner: 3/9/2016 2:48:07 AMMake sure to buy a bag of hot dogs. Then say it's for a science project. Then put the condom on the hot dog and slap your mom with it, make her say "it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." Works 69 percent of the time every time
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Condoms, beer, and some smokes.
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I buy condoms by itself and stare the cashier down while SHE scans them.
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I normally buy a pack of watermelon React 5, a 5 dollar Xbox gift card, and maybe milk if the wife tells me to get some.
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2 RepliesIf you ever feel awkward about buying something, get a birthday card with it. Trust me on this one.
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Well, if we're going by Offtopic logic, use a plastic bag.
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1 ReplyMy mum always said "if you're too embarrassed to buy dingers, you shouldn't be having sex.
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Buy Magnum's. The look you'll get is that you're big.....not a bad look
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3 RepliesI don't buy condoms because I'm single. Been that way for 18 years.
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4 RepliesCondoms increase the risk of pregnancy. It's best to go in bare, and make sure you're in so deep that your sperm simply shoots past the womb.
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Buy some beer? Anyways, no shame needed when buying condoms, you're getting laid.
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Baa bada baa
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A few methods From the shops- you might get a few condescending looks. From college health centres- there FREE From a vending machine- a bit shady though
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I don't usually buy condoms because I'm irresponsible and have really bad judgment. But if I do I just go to Walgreens or cvs.
