Yo momma so [b]FAT[/b]
When she stepped outside people thought there was a public event!
Yo'momma so [b]UGLY[/b]
When she run to the Vanguard in the tower Eris cries out, [i]What horrors have I seen![/i]
Yo'momma so [b]FAT[/b]
She played a Nightfall and it was a calorie burn!
Yo'momma so [b]FAT[/b]
All of her armor perks say carry more heavy!
Yo'momma so [b]UGLY[/b]
Everytime she shows up at the tower Eris cries out, [i]He is here![/i]
Yo'momma so [b]FAT[/b]
When she gets kicked to orbit, her error code is whale!
Cayde-6: Hey you know that really big hole in the rings of Saturn? Well it didn't come from the dreadnaught... Yo'momma had to fart!
Yo'momma so [b]FAT[/b]
When she drops into a crucible match Lord Shaxx screams, [i]You're crushing them![/i]
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We have a winner
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Last one actually made me lol at work....
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Last one haha
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You are a role model for the future.
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...because he's a 5th grader?
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Those are top tier 5th grader jokes.
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these are amazing
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Yo mama so ugly, Truth aggressively avoids her. Yo mama so fat, when she puts on Chatterwhite, people thinks she is the traveler.
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That last one tho
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That last one!!! LMAO HAHA
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How about your mamas so poor she's like Taniks, she has no house. Not as good as yours though
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Yo mama so poor Taniks has a nicer house!
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That's good!
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Good!
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Lol at that one! 10/10