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12/10/2009 2:22:30 AM
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I have a slight problem: Have a ping pong ball stuck up my butt.
So uhhh...yeah.... long story short, I lost a bet with a friend and now the ping pong ball is stuck up in my butt. I can feel it but don't know how deep it is. Should I try sticking my hand in there?
Uhhh.. What about farting it out or pooping it out if possible? HELP!
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Ya just wait 24 to 42 hours before you go to the docs to save some embarassment just eat alot if fibre like apples or anykind of fruit. It should come out im 99% sure
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Well a doctor told me hes 99% sure you can poop it out
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One time a ball got stuck and it came out 20 minutes later you will be fine
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" million to one shot dock, a million to one...."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Happy Tissue I'll suck it out for you?[/quote] Obviously, gothfgt. [Edited on 12.09.2009 6:40 PM PST]
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Use it as a pick up line for a chick.... You: "Hey" Girl: "Hey" You: "I have a ping pong ball stuck up my butt"
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*sniff* k
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Oh the memories of guarding patients at hospitals that had stuff stuck up there ass, stuff like a jar with a small Gerbil inside. [i] "I fell on it, [b] I SWEAR!" [/b][/i] [Edited on 12.09.2009 6:38 PM PST]
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No, the ping pong ball trick only works for girls.
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I'm going to take some laxatives and drink a crapload of prune juices.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Happy Tissue I'll suck it out for you?[/quote] I don't think I've ever laughed at something someone said on a forum harder than this post.
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Bite your lip, grab a hold of something and give it hell! Cmon! We're gonna get through this!
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Tie it around a piece of hair to extract it, preferably one 14 inches in length.
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1 ReplyDo you like it? I bet you do.
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Fish it out with a long, hard object. Maybe have a friend help you.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I need some Lube Wow... Serious replies please.[/quote] Mine was! :( If its in the anas, something may be bad. Maybe it will just feel like your constipated... [Edited on 12.09.2009 6:29 PM PST]
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Wow... Serious replies please.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CandleStickJack 5/10[/quote] -[i]Not worthy of my Sig[/i]
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Laxatives. Either it sails on out of there or your intestines explode. Everybody wins!
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I'll suck it out for you?
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...i don't wanna know *backs away slowly*
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Use a fork, or a pencil to stick it and pull it out.
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What, you can't do the the ball trick? That's disappointing, considering your username.
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(Points at OP's name) words you should have said before you tried that.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I need some Lube So uhhh...yeah.... long story short, I lost a bet with a friend and now the ping pong ball is stuck up in my butt. I can feel it but don't know how deep it is. Should I try sticking my hand in there? Uhhh.. What about farting it out or pooping it out if possible? HELP![/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I need some Lube[/quote]You sure do!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Costegan Pull it out, and why the -blam!- do you have a ping pong ball in your ass?[/quote] Dude, no. We [b]DONT[/b] want to know.
