Somewhat long read ahead... A hunter, a warlock and a titan, walk into a bar. Inside at the bar, they see a jar filled with glimmer to the brim. They approach the bartender and inquire about the jar. The bartender tells them, "You pay 1,000 glimmer into the jar. There are three tests. If you can pass all three tests, you keep all the glimmer." "What are the tests?", the Hunter inquires. "Gotta pay first". The hunter, warlock and titan agree and pay in. "First, you have to drink that entire bottle of pepper tequila. The whole thing at once. And not make a face doing it." "Easy enough", the titan says. "Second, Master Rahool is hoarding an exotic heavy engram. You'll have to steal it from him. Not as easy at it sounds". The hunter smirks, "Good thing I have invisibility." "Lastly, that poor shipwright, Amanda Holliday. Always stuck in the hangar, busy with work, no company. Never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her", says the bartender. "I'll just use fireborn to bring back my erection if needed", the warlock remarks. All three guardians agree to the tests at hand. They each down they tequila. Tears are streaming down the Hunter's face, the warlock is sweating and squinting, and the titan handled the first one fairly well so he had a second--wasted beyond belief. One by one they take turns in their drunken stupor for the next part of the test. The hunter stumbles out to the Cryptarch. After a brief curse, he returns. "Forgot to switch to Bladedancer". Failed. The warlock glides out like a fairy trying not to trip over anything while dazed from the tequila. He went for the above approach. Easily caught by the Cryptarch. Forgot to use Angel of Light. Failed. Now the titan heads out. At first it is quiet. Then there is some yelling, some rustling like there's a tumble going on, and an abrupt few grunts. The titan returns. He hands the bartender a handwritten note Rahool gave him. It reads, "Come back before I get bored..." "That's not what I asked you to get!", the bartender says. The titan nods his head in a drunken pride and says, "Now where's that shipwright with the exotic engram?"

A warlock, a hunter and a titan walk into a bar. The barman looks at them, unimpressed, and says "you don't scare me, I could take you all" The warlock, offended, says "what if I throw a firebolt at you and scorch melee you? Then if you still beat me, I will self-res and hit you over and over again!" The barman shakes his head "that won't kill me" The hunter, defending his friend, says "I'll throw a knife at your head and then I'll shoot you with my golden gun!" The barman "nope, that won't kill me" Finally the titan has had enough "I'll run at you, shoulder charge and then fist of havoc you into dust!" The barman laughs "you still won't kill me!" The titan, curious now, asks "what makes you so tough then?" The barman steps back "haven't you seen my bar? It's red!"

A hunter, warlock, and a titan, walk into a bar. Stay tuned DeeJ Out

A Hunter, a Titan, and a Warlock walk into a bar. They start drinking a bunch, and the bartender asks if they want separate checks or to start a tab. They say, whatever's easiest. Bartender shrugs and continues to serve them. When they're good and drunk and ready to go home, they get ready to pay their bill. The bartender hands them a receipt with their tab. They look at each other, then ask if the bartender can split it up for them. The bartender looks at the Guardians and says, [spoiler]"See, I knew you'd prefer the division."[/spoiler]

A Hunter, a Titan and a Warlock walk into a [please pay $40/£40/€40 to continue joke]

A Hunter and Warlock walks onto a Titan bar both dressed as Titans. They both sit down, grab a drink, and then they both tell every Titan in the bar to watch them. *They run and jump out the window* *Everyone looks around with curiosity* Few minutes later the same two 'Titans' walk back into the bar and get another drink and do it all over again. When they come back, the strongest Titan walks up to them and says 'if you two can do it, I can too.' *He grabs a drink, chugged it, then jumped out the window too* The Hunter and the Warlock both starts laughing. They both take off their armour and its actually Cayde and Ikora. The bartender calls Zavala and tell him 'Get up here. You're buddies are killing my customers.'

A stormcaller walks into the bar, his super depleted, and orders a drink. "How much?" he asks the bartender. "For you, stormcaller, no charge."

A Warlock walks into a bar ouch A Titan walks into a bar bar falls down A Hunter walks into a bar Guardian down

Hunter, Titan and a Warlock all walk into a bar. The bar is red and other drinkers are randomly appearing and disappearing. Somewhat unnerved they press on and speak to the barman who says 'I'll prepare drinks for your pleasure.Yesssssss' The Hunter, being the quiet sort asks for water, The Warlock a fancy cocktail to match his fancy ways and the Titan a flagon of ale to quaff and regurgitate back jnto. As they all sit there in front of their respective drinks the bar man notices that they don't touch them. 'There is a problem, yessssss? ' The Titan belches and wipes his mouth and replies. 'No problem, we're just waiting for them to be nerfed'

A Titan walks into a bar wearing the Willbreaker's Watch. The bartender says "[b]Why the mong face[/b]".

2 condoms walk by a gay bar, one of them looks at the other and says " Hey you wanna go get...[spoiler]Shitfaced"[/spoiler]

Titan, warlock and Hunter walk into a bar. They want to see who is the toughest. As the Titan glares at the warlock, he says "Im so tough, I can kill Atheon with out pushing him off with grenades." The warlock just stares and the Hunter nods in agreement while the Titan downs a shot of whiskey. The Hunter looks at the warlock and she says "I'm so tough I can beat Crotas ass with his own sword while dropping it in front of him and taking it before he can grab it." The warlock just stares and the Titan nods in agreement while the Hunter downs a double shot of whiskey. The warlock looks at the Titan then the Hunter then downs his triple shot of whiskey. He then starts walking out the door when the Titan and Hunter ask where he was going. The warlock replies "I'm going to build up my super before I go -blam!- Oryx. Thank the Traveler for Rez!" [spoiler]The Titan and Hunter look at one another before the Titan asks, "Is that the only thing he can do in a raid?" The Hunter replies "That and dying."[/spoiler] [spoiler]The Titan then asks "So why do we bring him on raids again?" The Hunter says "He makes g8 b8 m8." [/spoiler] [spoiler]Its ok if you don't like it. FYI, I love my warlock the most of the three classes but Hunter and Titan are awesome to play and so close behind my love for warlock that I will love playing all three equally. [/spoiler]

Titan raises his glass of bourbon and says... "my anniversary is coming up so I thought I'd buy the wife a new gun and a day at the spa... I figure if she doesn't like the gun, she'll enjoy the spa and know I love her. " Warlock sips his wine and says... " for our anniversary I thought I'd buy my husband a ball gag and a new watch. If he doesn't like the ball gag, he'll like the watch and know I love him. " The hunter slowly raises his glass mug, slowly gulps his beer in entirety, slams the mug on the bar and says... " I'm buying my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figure if she doesn't like the t-shirt, she can go f*ck herself! " Ba dum dum...

a hunter and a titan walked into a bar [spoiler]the warlock ducked[/spoiler]

A Hunter, a Warlock, and a Titan walk into a gay bar. The Warlock and Titan are asked to leave.

A titan walks into a bar and heads to the counter. An interested warlock slowly glides over to him to chat. Unfortunately, the Titan was easy to scare and fist of havoced the building when she tapped his shoulder

A huntard walks into a bar, dies, cries nerf.. The End

A Titan, a warlock, and a hunter walk into a bar. The Titan shoulder charges through, the warlock uses self res and the hunter's ghost sits there screaming "NERF!"