[b]A MESSAGE FROM YOUR VANGUARD: I am aware that the recent Crimson Days festival has caused a proliferation of Guardians running around the Tower with Sugary Shelled Ghosts hovering along beside them. And yes, we Awoken are just as fond of chocolate as you humans are. However, this practice of grabbing and gobbling up other Guardians' Ghosts simply cannot be tolerated. Since most of you have been killed and subsequently revived many times, I hardly need remind you that Ghosts are essential to this process. If a Guardian's Ghost is taken and consumed by someone else, then that Guardian is effectively out of action: one unlucky Fallen shock round or Ogre-inflicted punch to the face and he or she is permanently dead. Yes, I know there are some Guardians we'd all like to see meet this fate (tea-baggers, nerf-whiners, rage-quitters, slide-shotgunners, and people who don't share the heavy ammo to name a few). But need I remind you, we are the fine line between humanity's survival and its utter annihilation, so we really cannot afford to lose anyone. If I hear of any Guardian snatching and eating another Guardian's Ghost, EVER, I will take the most severe action.[/b] - Commander Zavala -------------------------------------- [i]"I am quite frankly appalled that any Guardian would stoop to something as low as this. Yes, despite all the Golden Age innovations, chocolate remains humanity's single greatest invention. But there are less deplorable ways to obtain it."[/i] - Ikora Rey --------------------------------------- [i]"I would never condone or tolerate eating other Guardians' Ghosts. What, that brown stain on my cheek? That's, ah... motor oil. I was helping Holliday with Sparrow maintainence. Really!"[/i] - Cayde 6 ----------------------------------------- [i]"This is even more stupid than that 'Festival of the Lost' nonsense. Eat raisins instead."[/i] - Eris Morn ------------------------------------------- [i]"The Crucible is no place for mercy. Or chocolate."[/i] - Lord Shaxx -------------------------------------------- [i] "This is worse than when we had Guardians demonstrating their marksmanship by shooting at each other's Ghosts. What are you people thinking?!"[/i] - Banshee --------------------------------------------- [i]"Ghost-eating? REALLY?! And I thought the Wolves we had running around this place were dumb."[/i] - Petra Venj --------------------------------------------- [i]"If someone eats your Ghost, eat his Ghost baaack..."[/i] - Variks the Loyal --------------------------------------------- [i]"The Traveler did not create the Ghosts with its dying breath just so you could snack on them. If it were a person, it would be seriously doing a facepalm right now."[/i] - The Speaker --------------------------------------------- [i]"I will Take them all. And eat their chocolate Ghosts myself."[/i] - Oryx