"little light" - is a robot with synthesized voice, he, she , or it, should be able to use multiple voices. Bruce Buffer - UFC Announcer (when spawning in) SpongeBob - if you "lose" or die - "Gaurdian Down" says spongebob Chuck Norris - if you get a high level medal or accomplishment Selma Hayak (in her sultriest voice) - when in the tower Bobcat Goldthwait - when on patrol A New York Pimp - ONLY in the "no time to explain" cutscene- cuz I wanna slap dat ho Kermit the Frog - ONLY for the "oh, bombs, it's covered in bombs" -line