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Edited by Shaggy Tomato:
2/19/2016 11:10:57 AM
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How many Bungie devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3.
1 to screw the light bulb
And two to hold the ladder.
You know why?
[spoiler]Because Bungie can never balance [/spoiler]
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Incorrect. Only two One to screw in the bulb. The other to nerf fusion rifles
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Only one but you'll have to wait for the weekly reset because the lightbulb has already been change this week.
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"Lightbulb too bright. Plz Nerf." "Ok we switched the lightbulb." "Wtf, Bungie! It's too dim. I'm so -blam!-ing done with your shit."
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2 RepliesWeak sauce. The real answer is 6 1 to hold the lightbulb, 5 to turn the ladder...
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Edited by CptWulf: 2/23/2016 12:40:05 AM5 1. To screw in the light bulb, but only turns 1/4 of a turn while going tee hee hee until someone gives him a dollar, the he turns it another 1/4 turn going tee hee hee 2. To hold the ladder, but instead decides the ladder looks like it's tilted so he cuts off a little bit of the bottom of one leg of the ladder, now it looks even more uneven! So he cuts a small bit off the bottom of another leg, and keeps doing this constantly even though the rest of the devs are basically screaming for him to stop! 3. Another to stand at the light switch and promises it will be very very soon until the light bulb is screwed in! And then and only then will he turn the light switch back on 4 & 5. Are there to constantly tweet vague details about the progress of replacing the light bulb, all the while they also hype up how amazing the new light bulb will be compared to the crappy old light bulb and also posting videos of twitchers that are super leet haxors at screwing in light bulbs and mentioning they have brand new replacing light bulb themed shirts, hats, and other apperal
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None. They nerf the darkness and buff the light
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1 ReplyNone, they instead decide to nerf fusion rifles because the room is too dark.
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You forgot one...they guy telling you "don't worry its screwed in," when in fact it isn't.
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Lightbulb was buffed and it quit working properly. Now it glitches.
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Edited by NickzOR: 2/21/2016 10:35:23 AMWell this is what they do, they screw the bulb in 80% of the way and then say "okay guys let's make the end of the bulb larger and because of this it doesn't screw in properly, so they make the socket larger so that the larger bulb end will fit in it, THEN... They screw it in again 80% of the way and decide again that they need to make the end of the bulb larger again andd yes once again it won't fit and the cycle continues
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1 ReplyThat's something they'll tell us when they know more. You'll get a glimpse at the Google Map to New Light, next week. The Pathway to the Guilded Chalice of creativity is overflowing, promise. The Shining Forge of Development is burning with solar light. Hope that was informative, Bungie is glad that you're so passionate about light bulbs. Here's a video. It's a glitch that makes it appear that Atheon takes a dump. Also, some clan you can't join, and will never run into.
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Nerf the lightbulb!!!!!
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Not necessary. The lightbulb is working as intended.
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Three.. two to buy the light bulb and not implement in the socket and 1 to count the money.
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2 RepliesOne...but they would only go halfway, they would make you wait 3 months and pay another 60$ to turn it the rest of the way.
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They only screw if the bulb is Silver.
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None. Months later they just post that the light bulb is bugged.
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4 RepliesHow does a feminist screw in a lightbulb? [spoiler]put the bulb up on the socket and wait for the world to revolve around her.[/spoiler]
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Screwing in a lightbuild (aka coding) is hard. So 20? In a side night, is this lightbulb thing happening around Christmas? If so, it's gonna take about 6 weeks to even hear about their road map to change the lightbulb, never mind it actually happening.
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They never could, they thought it needed a .004 turn. Which caused the bulb to crash to the ground. Literally and figuratively!
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0.04%????
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Edited by TheOdyssey96: 2/21/2016 12:28:59 AMNot sure, but they'd probably make you wait until the next weekly reset
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Don't know how many, but apparently it would take 6 months with delays for PVP events and SRL.
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1 ReplyNone. They decide that light bulbs are too OP and nerf them down to candles.
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2 RepliesOr just 1 All the dev does is hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them
