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When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” Cave Johnson
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[i] Listen only to the sound of my voice. Let your mind relax. Let your thoughts drift. Let the bad memories fade. Let peace be upon you. Surrender yourself to your dreams. Let them wash over you like the gentle waves of the bluest ocean. Let them envelop you. Comfort you. Imagine somewhere calm. Imagine somewhere safe. Imagine yourself in a frozen forest. You're standing in a clearing. Trees around you so tall, they touch the sky. Pure white snowflakes fall all around. You can feel them melt on your skin. You are not cold. It cannot overcome the warmth of your beating heart. Can you hear it? You only have to listen. You hear it slowing? You're slowing it. You are in control. Calm. At peace. -Corvus [/i]
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Next time you eat out of the trash i want you to think of me!
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"Another settlement needs our help"
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1 Reply"Hey! player! DROP THE CHIPS AND GET ME SOME AMMO!!"
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Khajiit has wares, if you have coin. I always imagined the female khajiit saying this were talking about an entirely different kind of "wares".
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When I was a young man, I had liberty but I did see it. I had time but I did not know it. And I had love, but I did not feel it. Many decades would pass before I understood the meaning of all three and now, at the twilight of my life this understanding has passed into contentment. Love. Liberty. Time. Once so disposable, are the fuel that drive me forward. And love was, especially, mio caro. For you, my children, your brothers and sisters and for the vast and wonderful world that gave us life and keeps us guessing. Endless afection dear sofia. Forever yours. Ezio auditore.
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"Ghost!! DO NOT TRUST SHEPHARD! I repeat! DO NOT TRUST SHEPHARD! GHOST!!!" - best cod ever
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"I'm saying, Jack is back" (from Metal Gear Rising Revengence as your character, Raiden goes from the protector of the weak to his inner insane butcher "Jack the Ripper")
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That moon came from the wizard that was woken by the hive
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2 RepliesNow there is no ninja there is no samurai there is no sand village leaf village or rock village there are no kage thee is only the allied shinobi forces
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[i]"Heh heh... I'm gonna miss that voice"[/i]
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"Fountains of sorrow!" -Richtofen
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1 Reply"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet"
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1 ReplyInitialize factory reset B6-87 gamma code 13752 shutdown.
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"Woods,you look like hammered shit!" "Looks don't count for shit in the jungle,this is 'Nam baby!"
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1 ReplyWe are born of the blood, Made men by the blood, Undone by the blood. Our eyes are yet to open. Fear The Old Blood. By the gods, fear it...
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We will forsake our countries. We will leave our motherlands behind us and become one with this earth. We have no nation, no philosophy, no ideology. We go where we're needed, fighting, not for government, but for ourselves. We need no reason to fight. We fight because we are needed. We will be the deterrent for those with no other recourse. We are soldiers without borders, our purpose defined by the era we live in. We will sometimes have to sell ourselves and services. If the times demand it, we'll be revolutionaries, criminals, terrorists. And yes, we may all be headed straight to hell. But what better place for us than this? It's our only home. Our heaven and our hell. This is Outer Heaven.
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The monster you have created has returned.... To kill you! Ares: That night... I was trying to make you a great warrior! Kratos: ...You succeeded
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"You and I are opposite sides of the same coin. When we face each other, we can finally see our true selves. There may be a resemblance, yet we never face the same direction." - Larry Foulke, Ace Combat Zero.
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"Can it wait for a bit? Im in the middle of some calibrations" YOU AND YOUR -blam!-ING CALIBRATIONS And would you like fries with that?
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"I've got a bad feeling about this" "Boy you've always got a bad feeling about something."
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Carroll: "That dark eyed temptress over there... Surely the tower would be far too dull for her... Because, it gets a little lonely out here sometimes... And, you know, you could just leave her with me..." Morrigan: "Oh excellent! I have been hoping for new prey." Carroll: "Prey?" Morrigan: "T'will take but a moment. Perhaps you should go aboard the vessel to prepare while we are away. We must row ourselves across. I fear the lad will no longer have the use of his limbs or his eyes once I am done with him..." Carroll: "Huh, well, uhm, maybe uh... I should uhm..." Morrigan: "Wonderful! I can sense his terror. Oh, that will make the loving all the sweeter..." Carroll: "So-you-said-you-wanted-to-get-across-maybe-we-should-go-now-right-now-NOW" -Dragon Age Origins (Circle of Magi)
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"That hurts chief... That hurts real bad" When you swap your magnum for Sgt Johnsons sniper rifle at the start of the 4th level of the halo2 campaign hahahaha
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Edited by Koida: 2/23/2016 7:16:25 AMFIRE THE PANZERSHRECK [spoiler]im sorry I couldn't help it [/spoiler]
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Have I ever told you the definition of insanity