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How To Be A (Dumb) Raider 101
1: When you die, always remember to scream "What the -blam!-!?" in a confused manner. When your teammates ask what happened, tell them it was lag, or a glitch. It's [i]never[/i] your own fault. [i]Ever.[/i]
2. If you're a hunter, you are born with the ability to solo totems by default. No, seriously. You can totally solo totems.
3. When your team tells you to wipe, continue shooting at the mobs and doing the encounter. Show them that you got this.
4. Every single time you die, tell your team you're going outside to take a smoke break.
5. After you defeat Atheon, remember to tell your team to prepare for Xylar.
6. You don't need to know what counter clockwise is. Trust me.
7. Destiny is an FPS. You don't need to know how to platform.
8. Always start a raid 30 miniutes before dinner. You can totally finish it by then.
9. Your raid team would absolutely [b][u][i]LOVE[/i][/u][/b] to hear your favorite songs.
10. If you're a Defender, always place your bubble in front of the team, so they can see it.
11. Make sure you're red barring. The Darkness hates lagswitchers.
Now, get out there and raid!
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17 RepliesGet a higher grimoire/medal score and then we'll talk.
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I do 3 to get ammo/super. And my friend always orders pizza lol
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1 ReplyEdited by LiIUziHurt-: 2/22/2016 7:45:37 PMMake sure you never say your gamertag or name because everyone in the fireteam knows exactly what your voice sounds like.
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It seems I can't find room 101. Does anybody know the directions to the room?
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#...I lost count: Suggest No Knight strat for Oryx Challenge.
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10/10.
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2 RepliesNeed one for sisters on xbone hard raid gt is same as above for inv
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3 Replies12. Tether the shade when he is about to slam. If successful the shade will stay in the center for you to do maximum DPS!
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1 ReplyMake sure you don't say a word to anyone when you take a break. Everyone enjoys waiting around for you. Its why we raid.
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3 RepliesAlways make sure to have at least 1 squeaker.. That way you can be sure to avoid any awkward moments of silence
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10 RepliesMake sure you have your girlfriend run the steam cleaner for the entire time. To clean up all the dog piss off the floor. Because you know, they were barking the whole time, maybe they were trying to tell you something. Also never change your smoke alarm batteries when they are running low. That way your team knows that your mic isn't muted.
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3 RepliesEdited by cellar dweller: 2/19/2016 5:09:58 PMpost on LFG you are looking to do a kings fall hard 315+ then when people say to invite them be 297 light sitting in a crota lobby
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1 ReplyA guy at warpriest said he was going to smoke maruijana whatever and came back 5 mins later and said he was calling. He was coughing the entire time and we couldn't hear what plates to stand on
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1 Reply51. Make sure that you're using a PvP setup before you start raiding. If TLW is good in PvP, it should be great in PvE! 52. Always bring your friendly neighborhood squeaker! He keeps the party actively engaged 24/7 by constantly talking. 53. If you're bad a doing some role within a given raid (Ex. Sword at Crota), make sure to tell your group that you want the specific role so you can get better at it! 54. If you die to anything in the raid, blame the hunter. Every. Single. Time. 55. If there's a defender bubble nearby, make sure you don't go into it to look at skilled as possible. 56. Don't leave the tower without your best fusion rifle! You're going to need it. 57. If you're the last person to join a group that's already half way through the raid, start bossing the group around. Everyone loves that. 58. Everyone knows that being high makes you invincible! Always smoke a bowl just before starting the raid. 59. Being at 275 light makes you the strongest in the group. Before starting, make sure you have all the correct gear equipped. 60. Why use the BS or ToM when there's the Gjallarhorn!
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So true.
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13 Repliesdo the ads at oryx from the bottom center even though you get a much better angle on all the enemies especially the 4th knight while not having to worry about any ads or the ship from on top of the sisters platforms
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Also you have to masterbate so you are only playing with one hand and leave your mic unmuted so we can hear you breathe heavy through the mic
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Great list. Just saw the majority of these things this morning. Lol
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5 RepliesThis is 11 not 101
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When you get the relic during the oryx fight dont forget to land on that ship that flys past
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4 Replies14. Why use useful weapons, when you could use stuff like the Vestian Dynasty, the Telesto, Universal Remote, Khvostov, and much more?
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1 ReplyDon't forget to eat chips into your mic and tell everyone your sorry but you were Instagraming.
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4 Replies48. Always announce when you are teleported into the shade by saying "I'M IN'. Everyone in your LFG group knows your voice and gamertag and understands the importance of you getting into the shade.
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When a legendary engram drops for you, be sure to stop whatever you're doing and grab it. Even if you're standing on a platform. It's gonna disappear and NOT go to your postmaster and sit there forever waiting for you. [spoiler]Yes. This has happened to me. Let's just say that guy didn't complete a raid that day and he learned the post masters magic.[/spoiler]
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- Be a 6yr old and scream mid raid: But mom! I don't want to stop! 5 more minutes! Pleeeease?! [spoiler]nothing wrong with children, I allow them in my fire team if they are ók[/spoiler]
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Always use your Last Word. Because it is such a great weapon in PvP, it performs even better in PvE because PvE is easier, right? As a side note, always use the Midha's Reckoning on all bosses.
