me::) stranger:hi stranger:asl me:I KILL YOU!!! I disconnected

Stranger: Hii You: hello Stranger: als? You: 1 f ca You: you? Stranger: 15 Stranger: f belgium You: ahh, arent you surprised at my ability to type? You: i am only one year old Stranger: oh nice You: yeah its all that breast milk i had You: currently i am smarter then stephen hawking Stranger: haha You: with time, i dont know how smart i will be You: maybe i will cause black holes with my mind Stranger: Maby,You never know Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: asl Stranger: hi! Stranger: no! You: y Stranger: because im sick of retarded fat virgins trying 2 chat up girls Stranger: when were from a different state You: im none of those things Stranger: or country Stranger: ok tthen Stranger: then Stranger: ill answer it anyway You: k Stranger: 13 m scotland You: PIE You have disconnected.

You: A wild Abra appears! You: Abra uses teleport! Stranger: CHARIZARD Stranger: -blam!-

what was this guy thinking Stranger: hey babe Stranger: :) You: i`m a bungie member and i shall give you recon Stranger: i male 18 :...wanna camshow? wanna -blam!-?horny girl ? Stranger: :D You: wait your -blam!- 0.0 Stranger: no You: but i`m not female Stranger: -blam!- off Stranger: what stoping Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: 1 m CA You: googoog Stranger: lolwut? You: ASL ONE MALE CA You: goo goo gaa gaa Stranger: fu-- off Stranger: pervert Your conversational partner has disconnected. That would actually be the other way around.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl You: I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we're doing a story on adults who try meet young teens online. Stranger: oh -blam!- You: Why don't you take a seat. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HI Stranger: Hello You: Hello there, Mr Bond. Stranger: How do you know my identity? You: I have been expecting you. Stranger: What do you want from me? You: Children. Stranger: I can sell them to you for a thousand dollars a piece. You: Yes, mr Bone. You: Bond. Stranger: How many do you want? You: I would like enough to fill a suitcase. Stranger: ok so that will be 500 dollars You: That is acceptable. Please, meet me outside the black crow in 10 minutes. Stranger: I'll be wearing a scarecrow outfit. Stranger: This conversation will explode in 5 seconds Stranger: 5 Stranger: 4 You: I shall be wearing nothing, I aim to remain anonymous. Stranger: 3 Stranger: 2 Stranger: 1

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: i have a passion for cheese Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Boobies! You: what do you think? Stranger: I love boobies! Stranger: Tits. You: I'm glad you appreciate them Stranger: Tatas. You: nipples Stranger: Large tracks of land. You: o yea Stranger: (Get the Monty Python reference?) You: hell yea Stranger: Genius, I know. Stranger: So, do you start all your conversations by flashing? You: well in this case, I pretty much do You: its funny to see the different reactions You: yours is quite mature Stranger: Well, I'm quite mature. Stranger: I'm about to turn fifty-three. Stranger: In dog years. Stranger: Well no. Stranger: Maybe in like... Stranger: Chimpanzee years? Stranger: How long do chimps live for? You: how about cat years? You: *dunno, mayble like 15 years? Stranger: Ah -blam!-. Nevermind. I'm twenty. Stranger: No. I'm pretty sure the great apes can all live into their fifties. You: yea, thats true Stranger: Mostly sure. I should ask Jane Goodall. You: monkeys live much shorter though Stranger: True dat. True dat. You: chimpanzees eat monkeys Stranger: Lies. You: no You: its true You: I saw it on national geographic Stranger: Chimpanzees eat all sorts of stuff, but monkeys wouldn't be very sensible prey. Stranger: National geographic LIES. You: :o Stranger: I'm going to google the -blam!- out of that. Stranger: Letsee here. Stranger: Well, no monkey eating yet.. You: i think its on youtube Stranger: Oh -blam!-. Stranger: Whyyyy? You: wait hold on Stranger: That's crazeh. You: ill find the url real quick Stranger: And with the yelling. Stranger: Vicious little bastards. Stranger: Whoa. Stranger: Well, now I know. You: you saw it? Stranger: Thanks for ruining my chimp visions. You: btw, it wasn't national geographic, but planet earth You: my bad You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMkF5y5yocw You: go around 44:31 Stranger: S'fine. David Attenborough is awesome. You: thats true You: anyways, nice to talk to ya You: g2g Stranger: Ciao! [Edited on 11.19.2009 9:23 PM PST]

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello. do u have webcam & yahoo / msn / skype? You: ummmm why Stranger: we can chat thee Stranger: there* You: i don't trust you Stranger: hmm Stranger: ok lets talk first? Stranger: sorry for in such a hurry You: mmmmkay Stranger: your name? You: Mike Stranger: age? You: 16 Stranger: im 18 Stranger: mike is a guy name? You: no durrr Your conversational partner has disconnected. LOL!

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello! You: hey You: asl? Stranger: 15/F/canada Stranger: u? You: 64/m/scotland Stranger: do you have a kilt? You: yeah You: my genitals hang pretty low. Stranger: dayyum ;) Stranger: what about bagpipes? You: yeah You: and You: when i play them and make a moaning sound You: my -blam!- grows another inch You: making a whopping 2 inches Stranger: that's sexy. small size, big stamina? hahah You: yeah Stranger: us canadians get pretty gritty, all that moose riding You: wanna have sex in a closet? Stranger: yeahh, pedofiles make me hot You: ok Stranger: can we play backstreet boys while we do it? yeahh, i think so You: okay You: sounds good with me You: but You: whos the backstreet boys? Stranger: the sexiest boy band you will ever hear, that's what. except they're like a MAN BAND You: is that some jewish monastery? Stranger: hahahah you funny Stranger: i like youu You: okay You: welll You: i'm popping a 2 incher Stranger: ahahah, you scotts know how to get it on, eh? You: yeah You: i cummed You: thanks You have disconnected.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! m or f? age? You: Both Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello You: Hello Stranger: 18/F/US Here Stranger: Wanna trade Pics Stranger: Here I am http://img260.imageshack.us/i/manuesa04.jpg/ Stranger: If I You Wanna Cam Check out my Profile Stranger: http://rescuesunited.com/ Stranger: You have to sign up but its free I will be on cam waiting for you my profile is SexyBlair

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LogaSpartan227 I win for shortest conversation You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Your conversational partner has disconnected. I didn't edit a thing[/quote] lol amazing

I win for shortest conversation You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Your conversational partner has disconnected. I didn't edit a thing

[quote]You: I like men Stranger: well i do 2 You: will you be my special friend? You: :| You: please Stranger: b or g? You: my dad left me You: he raped me every nigh You: i had no choice to love him You: and as i type to you from this dark allyway You: i ask of you You: will you love me? Stranger: yea sure Your conversational partner has disconnected [/quote]

Omegle 1 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Your mom is a well respected member of society Stranger: thers a big tree. Stranger: that ate Stranger: an alligator. You: 2 in fact! Stranger: :O how did you know? You: I KNOW!!! Stranger: YOU MUST BE PHSYCIC You: I am physics! Stranger: physics. You: How'd you know? Stranger: i must be a physics to ! Stranger: pigs eat cookies. You: Whoa. Mind blowing, amigo! Stranger: are YOU a terrorist? You: Mehbeh... You: Is you? Stranger: i dont know. i should check. You: DO IT!! Stranger: :O. i think i am. Stranger: mabye thats why i have a bomb. You: Oh no! Stranger: but the pig ate it. Stranger: :[ You: Quick, swallow the pig! You: Bacon bits! Stranger: The pig is too fat! CALL 119! Stranger: wait. 119. isnt right. Stranger: it must be 123. You: 321 You: BOOM Stranger: ahh yes. Stranger: boom backwards is MOOB. Stranger: moooo. You: B You: Pigs say moo! You: Coincidence? Stranger: and snails say OINK! You: Oink You: I must be a snail! Stranger: :O Stranger: OINKMOOOO it must be a snailpig. Stranger: when people say asl. im a 83 year old penguin in antartica. :D You: I'm at least twice that age! Stranger: :O You: We have so much in common! Stranger: I KNOW! Stranger: we both understand the deep complexions of a snailpig. You: Yes Stranger: we is so smart :D You: At least smart! You: We is, yo. Stranger: indeed. :D You: deedni Stranger: omegle. elgemo. Stranger: thats like. Stranger: ELMO. You: 0/-/: Skateboarder! You: Omlette has elmo in it backwards! You: ETTELMO! You: Which sounds like Omegle!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: jenkins? Stranger: CARE FOR A BIT OF TEA OLD CHAP? You: no Stranger: dick. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi You: first You: nooooo You have disconnected. Lol side note its kinda sad how the people actually try to get girls on there lol

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Would you like to slap my junk around? Stranger: I got 99 problems and they're all -blam!-s Stranger: Yes! i'd slap it like an intense game of ping pong ;) You: 99? Pshh, I've got like 1322 problems. Stranger: are they all -blam!-s? You: Nah, they're overly zelous Arabs. But it's cool. Stranger: Oh i'm very sorry at least they're not black ppl You: Hey, it counts. They keep coming up to my door with a deformed baby corpse and they want me to buy it. I don't think it's safe... Stranger: Nah me neither it's prob their illegitimate child whom they named Gorvdeep and they dont want it anymore Stranger: I sometimes see the kool-aid man chase after me with knives is that normal? You: Hmm, I'd ask your doctor on that one, but from personal experiences, I'd say that's pretty normal. Stranger: okay cause he keeps coming back and chases me with a machete and I tell him im gonna get gilbert on him but he doesnt stop Stranger: He's like an abusive husband that wont leave his wife alone You: Well, you could always call the authorities. If they don't believe you, then my suggestion would be to grind up a whole box of cheerios and snort it. That seems to do the trick. Stranger: I already did that and now i see the kool-aid man everywhere i go Stranger: The cheeoris hit the brain and the man thought he came You: Oh -blam!-, this ain't good. Do this immediately after I tell you to, okay? Walk to the nearest supermarket. Find a mother with a small infant. Then, take the infant and run into the bathroom. Hold the infant by the legs and throw it as hard as you can at the mirror near the sinks. Stranger: is that like some secret remedy that will cure me of seeing the kool-aid man You: Yes, it's also the remedy for AIDs. Stranger: damn then why dont more ppl do it? Stranger: oooo i know why cause all the nigerians in afria would kill all the infants therefore resulting in population decline You: Because they think it's morally wrong or some bull-blam!- like that. Stranger: oooo deyuummm Stranger: hey are you a girl or guy? lol You: I'm a very horny brontosaurus. You: Are you going to respond to that, or just sit there? Stranger: lol sorry i wsa fingering myself to that glorious thought Stranger: but cool im a brachiasaurus i think we shuld hook up ;-0 Stranger: do it dino style You: No, brontosauruses and brachiasauruses cannot mate, they're two different species. Stranger: Oooo deyum Stranger: how about if i was a horse would that work then? You: No. Brontosauruses can only mate with other brontosauruses. Stranger: OKay okay im a brontosaurus then Stranger: but i get kinky with the other dinos You: No, you're not a brontosaurus. You just said you're a brachiasaurus. So stop lyin' to me, woman! Stranger: I got a sex change You: ...But that doesn't mean you're a brontosaurus. Stranger: Yeah i have a bronto -blam!- now You: ...I'm a male. So that doesn't sound like fun. You: So... Stranger: aw man Stranger: i like it like that gilrbert;) Stranger: oh yes i love it when you seduce me with that bronto -blam!- You: I hate you.

the -blam-'s are Biches Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Popcicle Stranger: hell yeah Stranger: not even the flavor Stranger: -blam!- them You: heck yes Stranger: what if its fudge Stranger: they just dont know You: -blam!-es STILL Dont Know About My Popcicle Stranger: i completely understand You: Oh Yes Stranger: so enough about your popcicle You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Popcorn Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My CornPops You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Infection Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Erection You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Presidents Election Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My General Direction You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Daughters Conception Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Dogs Mastication You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Big Gratification Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Grand Illumination You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Grand Standardiation Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Mummification You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Alien Invasion Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My -blam!- Abrasion You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Strangers Confession Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Grandfathers Constipation You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Enografication Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Fjord You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Back Yards Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Wrecked Cars You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Toyrn To Shards Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Dendrites You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My School Fights Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Ballet Tights You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Red Lights Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Colorful Kites You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Great Sights Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Civil Rights You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Womens Rights Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Numerous Doubts You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Secret Routes Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Sandy Crepes You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Favorite Grapes Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Embarrasing Tapes You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Numorous Rapes Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Delicious Steaks You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Favorite Rakes Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Gamely Snakes You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Great Debates Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Tepid Plates You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Cakes Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Urinal Cakes Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Placid Flakes Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Grungy Crates You: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Acid Rane Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know About My Hellenistic Cain You: -blam!-es Dont Know Why Your Still Here Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know Why You Are Either You: -blam!-es Dont Know Stranger: -blam!-es Dont Know -blam!-es Dont Know You: -blam!-es Dont Know Why They Dont Know You: -blam!-es You have disconnected. [Edited on 11.18.2009 7:32 PM PST]

I'm currently having a very awkward conversation with said "Stranger". I'll post it when it's over. I tried. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: o hai Stranger: i want to have a very serious conversation with you, but only if you don't judge me. You: okay, i'll try Stranger: m or f You: m Stranger: ok Stranger: i have a question You: alright Stranger: when did you hit puberty/start masterbating Stranger: i mean seriously Stranger: i started at 15 nearly 16, and i feel like thats late You: well i hit puberty at probably 12 or so and mastubation at about 15... so you're good i would think Stranger: ok Stranger: well, im 16 nearly 17 and don't have facial hair when all my friends do Stranger: and its awkward Stranger: i barely have any arm pit hair either You: well that's not right unless of course you are female... Stranger: no Stranger: im a male Stranger: thats what im asking Stranger: its not right is it You: i'm gonna have to say no, it isn't. Stranger: ok You: or you could be a smurf Stranger: wow Stranger: you are not nice Stranger: you said you wouldn't judge You: i kid, just trying to shed some light on this :) have you ever heard of anyone else with this problem/ Stranger: no Stranger: i mean the facial hair is developing and such Stranger: but, yeah... You: well how tall are you? Stranger: 5'11" You: well that's about average.. I don't see why you are having this problem Stranger: idk Stranger: im just curious Stranger: and i wanted to talk anonymously You: makes sense Stranger: thanks Your conversational partner has disconnected. EDIT: I think this guy has some serious loneliness issues. He got worked up over the simplest things hahaha. [Edited on 11.18.2009 7:07 PM PST]

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: OHAI You: BARRELROLL? Stranger: I APPROVE. You: L33T Stranger: LULZ You: ICANHAZCHEEZBURGER? Stranger: CEILING CAT... Stranger: Oh, nevermind. You: Basement cat dont approve Stranger: I'm sorry. Stranger: Nor does Shakespeare, I'm afraid. You: indeed Stranger: I do say You: tea and crumpets Stranger: My tophat seems to be missing. Stranger: *puts pinky out* You: *puts pinky in* Stranger: Oh, I say! Stranger: How dare you. Stranger: That quite ruffles my bustle! You: you old chap! Stranger: I SAY! Stranger: How dare you assume my chappery! Stranger: Care for more tea? You: Ye olde chap You: i do say i do Stranger: *pours you another cup* You: *drinks* Stranger: I don't believe I have ever had such an interesting tea party before! Stranger: How delightful. You: indeed my good sir Stranger: *clears throat* Stranger: Madam, if you please. You: *stands* Stranger: *tips hat* You: *High Fives* Stranger: *high fives* You: *Knukle Touch* Stranger: *pulls it back for an EXPLOSION* Stranger: *knuckle touch* You: **opens door* Stranger: *waves* Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: girls dont watch -blam!- You: -blam!- You: and yes Stranger: ? You: they do Stranger: how u know? Your conversational partner has disconnected.