So one time, when it was New Years Eve, my wife and I went out to a party so we could have some fun. We hired a sitter and we saw she had good reviews by her other families that she babysitted. At the party we had fun, drank, and watched the ball drop. I talked to my friend, Phil there and he told me the same babysitter that was looking after my kid looked after his! His kid was 17 and male and after the babysitting he told his father the babysitter said weird stuff... We figured it was nothing and partied. Around 1Am when we came home, we were pulling into the driveway when I saw something... A figure.. What could he be doing..? We rushed inside making sure they were not vandalizing us and when we saw a my little pony t-shirt and fedora laying on the ground... What? Could this be the babysitters? No, they were wearing a- All of the sudden we hear stomping upstairs, we creep up the wooden stairs, looking all around for danger of the unknown, we went into Shawn, our baby's, room and we saw something we would never forget. Our son was being eaten by the babysitter, blood all over the crib. He was wearing nothing but his woman's my little pony briefs, his glasses were on the coffee table as well as his phone. He hissed at us, this is when I realized I must do the unforgettable. I took out my Revolver and pointed it at its head. "SCREEE-" it's head had been cleaned right off. We looked at his phone and called 911 but we saw somethings there we would never forget. A pony named... Rainbow run or something was getting -blam!-ed in the ass by the photoshopped babysitter. We also found he was scrolling through 4chan posting "Nice guys finish last." With a #atheist4life next to it. The police came and we told them all that happened. Every last detail. We knew we would never be the same. To this day I can still hear the screams of baby Shawn, his tiny, tiny screams. [spoiler]an original post by SirTimothy101[/spoiler]