I know a lot of you are not going to believe this, but it is true.
I have been on this forum for about 4-5 years. I have played to role of an alpha male, made jokes about me being gay and portrayed myself at other times as an alpha male badass.
Well, I am here to tell you that none of this is true. I am in fact a platypus I'm quite frankly getting bored role playing as a dude on this site. It's time to come out and just be myself from now on.
So with that, I now embark on a new journey here on this site; myself. I expect a lot of hate, lots of questions and ridiculous responses here, but at least it will be more entertaining than playing as a guy.
p.s. I'm not posting anymore pics of me eve,r than the one above so don't bother asking. .
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I'm a forklift and they still accept me. This sight will never turn you away. [i]Drives off into the sunset, treads giving hope behind him.[/i]
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I is a TadPaul
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Wookie, you can be what ever you damn well please to be.
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WOOKIE ON CRACK has been here 4-5 years and i have a confession to make. I sexually identify as a Zenomorph. Take that as you will.
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This is -blam!-ing bullshit. Anytime I post a thread that fosters discussion I get "you're an attention whore" and this -blam!- literally makes an attention seeking shit post and the community is like "good job with that shit post bro."
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Filthy scum. Get your venomous feet barbs out of these forums!
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You dirty platypus. You know how we treat those scum around here.
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I KNEW IT!!!
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This seems... Familiar.
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But.... But..... I thought you were a Wookie on Crack. *dreams have been crushed today*
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Kinky...
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Everyone knows Platypus and unicorns aren't real.
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[b] [/b]
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So you're a thing that babies suck on...
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It's a shame that the platypus went extinct back in the early 2300s...
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Look For the Lower Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed Tomorrow: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLL *Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True: ... ... ... ... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O.. .OOOOOOOO *This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N': MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM *Now Find The Mistake: ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWQYZ *Something You Really Want, After the countdown!!!!! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ;*;*;*;*;*;* Now Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20 minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite
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#Puppymonkeybaby
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my platypus brotha!
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Me too. I'm Nicki Minaj's Ass... Anyone want pm
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Lose some weight, fatty.
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Edited by Servanious: 2/10/2016 12:18:22 PMI have to confess too: I was a sloth the whole time (Who just happened to be a saint.) [spoiler]I'm also trying to piss of Lincoln.[/spoiler]
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I don't know where I've seen this before but...It's getting on my nerves.
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Soooo can I pet you?