Today, many bright-eyed guardians will seek potential partners, to [b][i]slay with in the name of love.[/i][/b] Things will get heavy out there. You may find you're nervous, [b][i]unable to provide peak performance[/i][/b], or have only ever emoted alone.
[b]T O D A Y,[/b] I will make you all [b][i]Crimson Days[/i][/b] experts, and can guarantee you a second match with your partner. Who knows, you may even complete a bounty together....
[b]1) [i]Project confidence:[/i][/b] Confidence is second only to your perk tree. Is it maxed out? Does it [b][i]mash the potatoes[/i][/b] well with theirs? They have two grenades, you have bigger ones, but [b]who is getting the kill?[/b] Just because their Koolaid doesn't use real sugar, doesn't mean it has artificial fruit flavors.
[b]2) [i]Present yourself well:[/i][/b] Pick a shader that [b][i]compliments your exotic.[/i][/b] Nobody wants to go out with somebody wearing a life jacket. I know, from personal experience...
[b]3) [i]Get to know each other on a deep level:[/i][/b] You'll want to divulge your life story into their personal inbox, or on LFG, to increase the fine potato mashing. [b][i]Maybe[/i][/b] they're sliding around the corner for a shotgun kill, [b][i]maybe[/i][/b] they're baiting the other team into a distraction so you can [b]polish them off[/b] from behind. Unless you know their life story, it's impossible to predict.
[b]4) [i]Let them get comfortable:[/i][/b] Nothing is off limits. [b]Limited boundaries[/b] will directly [b]limit[/b] the relationship, and thus the date is soiled. Put your hand cannon there, [i][b]I don't care.[/b][/i] Sure, feel the tip of my [b]St. 14,[/b] it feels just like a kitten. Now let's go [b][i]pone some scrubs.[/i][/b]
[b]5) Don't emote on the first match:[/b] Premature emulation is a thing, I've seen it happen far too often. I'll spawn into a match, and somebody [b][i]immediately grieves.[/i][/b] It's too early for that! Let the hot pocket [b][i]fully cook,[/i][/b] before you bite into it. Otherwise it will be cold in the middle.
If all goes well, you may be on your way to a full-blown six person raid team. [b][i]That,[/i][/b] however, is for another day...
[b]Lord Shaxx: [i]"I've seen enough! You were on them like a hobo on a hot ham and cheese!"[/i][/b]
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Such click Much b8 [i][b]Doge~[/b][/i]
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Y though
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Get in here.
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Since the update, widely used I am. Happy, I am. Nerf me, Deej will
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I can't find my pants.
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Lol shut up If The Divsion rocks i'll give Destiny to any forum user for free
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Keep it
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That's mad hatter mad right there. Beautiful :)
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[quote] Premature emulation[/quote] You got me. I laughed.
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b-b-but my life jacket lets me shadestep as a Titan... :(
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Hot damn you never disappoint! Funny stuff.
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I. Love. This. Post. I'm still chuckling, and that's after several minutes of laughter. You mind if I share this with my buddies on Twitch later?
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Just got the best idea thanks to your post: Tinder... for Destiny. Say hello to the next Zuckerberg.
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Ayyyy Lmao!
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"Hey, kid, what's with the life preserver? You jump ship or something?"
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Seriously bungie needs to collect all your posts and give you a permanent spot on the forums so old and new players can easily access your writing. Your posts help to ease the 'salt' and give us all a good laugh.
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Community managers hate this guy!.. or is it personal trainers... I forget... Click bait is click bait
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Wtf did I just read
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Yes this will definitely help me get all the hot single guardians in my area!
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I love this metaphor [quote]Just because their Koolaid doesn't use real sugar, doesn't mean it has artificial fruit flavors. [/quote]
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Pone please go to offtopic, your humour is brilliant and you'd fit in nicely
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nice.
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lol PONE Entendre Doubles
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kill me