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Edited by Jäger:
2/8/2016 1:43:32 PM
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Some girl threatened to cut my balls off
So I was in science class and my lab partner is this one girl. We were doing shit with Bunsen Burners and I was going to light it. I grab the striker and was about to do it when she said,"Here I'll do it."
I go,"It's fine, I've got this."
She goes[i]"What do you think I can't do it.[/i]
I go,"No, I'm just saying I can do it."
[i]"Why because I'm a girl, you think I'm not as strong as you?"[/i]
"I never said that."
[i]"You're an asshole you know that."[/i]
[b]Than I go grab a tissue[/b]
"Here wipe your crying eyes."
[i]"SHUT IT"[/i]
"Chill."
[b]Than she grabs scissors out of nowhere[/b]
[i]"SHUT IT OR ILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!"[/i]
"Ok, light the Bunsen burner."
[b]But than I light it before she does.[/b]
[i]"Asshole."[/i]
She has not cut my nuts off. I guess you could say she doesn't have the [b]Balls[/b] to do it.
Still WTF.
Edit: She has -blam!-ing criminal charges for assault. She pulled a knife out on a student. She has beat up a girl for calling her dumb. There is more but I'm not gonna read off the whole list.
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Why do girls always threaten to cut off men's balls? I mean yeah it's painful but it's all they can come up with. Men on the other hand have a variety of threats, such as "I'll scoop your eyes out!", "shove a tooth pick down your dickhole!", "shut that slit woman it smells like a sushi bar!", and many more. Men have insults that work for both genders and for each gender. Women will call each other whores, bitches, and sluts but those all only really work against their gender. Men, therefore, have more variety. That's Men-1 Woman-0 Not enough variety -ign
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1 Reply[quote]Bunsen Burners[/quote] *Sophomore year flash backs*
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Sounds like she needs a good ol' bean flicking.
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Milk before cereal :0
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After finding out the criminal charges, you go to Bungie.net instead of the police [spoiler][b]GENIUS[/b][/spoiler]
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68 RepliesI like her style
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7 RepliesSounds like she wants to smash.
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Threaten to eat the lips between her hips.
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Bro. Did you go to school with Hillary Clinton?
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You should have replied with "take that cock out of your mouth before you talk."
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She wants the D!!!!
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4 RepliesIs she at least hot?
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You should [i]definitely[/i] ask her what she's doing for Valentines Day.
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1 ReplyYou should have pulled out your nuts and told her "come off it BITCH" in a British accent. I've found that yelling at people in a different accent usually confuses the living shit out of them and de-escalates the situation.
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5 RepliesThat's my fetish, so -blam!-ing lucky I wish a girl would offer that
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2 RepliesPunch her in the boob.
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Hehe I've done that with various people
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"Chill or I'll rip your boob off, or what lack there of."
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Obviously she wants to -blam!-.
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may I recommend cutting her balls off first?
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How was the sex?
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4 RepliesReminds me of ringer in the fifth wave. Not the best movie but great character
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She can't cut nothing off if it never existed.
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I bet she's 5 feet 3 inches tall
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1 ReplySo maybe you shouldn't instigate. Fiesty one she is
