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Edited by i_play_EVERYBODY:
2/7/2016 9:41:03 PM
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My Future Raid Requirements
-Must have all 7 Chaos Emeralds
-Must have found Waldo
-Must have caught every Pokemon
-Must have a year 2 legendary elemental primary weapon
-Must have gathered all 7 Dragonballs
-Must know the Konami Code by heart
-Must be 321 light level
-Must tell the fireteam what the secret krabby patty formula is
-Must have Etheric Light
-Must use only the Khvostov
-Must help capture Timmy Turners fairy godparents
-Must get KO'd by Jigglypuff in Super Smash Bros
-Must know the location of Carmen Sandiego
-Must go directly to jail when we play Monopoly
-Must eat chips & chew as loud as you can into your mic
-Must be a Titan & run Striker (no bubbles allowed)
-Must answer every question with a question
-Must have beaten Ninja Gaiden Trilogy for Super Nintendo
-Must be a Warlock & never activate your super regardless of what it is
-Must have a cousin named Skeeter
-Must laugh like Mickey Mouse
-Must take smoke breaks while fighting every boss
-Must have found the exotic chest on the Dreadnaught
-Must come in last place on Mario Kart 64
-Must be a Hunter & go invisible when jumping on the ships
-Must go on national tv & say Final Fantasy 7 was the worst game ever made
-Must be prepared to get shot after you go on national tv & say Final Fantasy 7 was the worst game ever made
-Must have every exotic at 321 light
-Must never say you're having fun while playing Destiny
-Must tell wrestling fans that John Cena is better than The Undertaker
-Must buy every item from Tess at the Tower
-Must have 200 Vanguard Marks
-Must have 200 Crucible Marks
-Must live near the Arctic Ocean
-Must have a Sega Saturn emulator on your computer
-Must be ok with Ben Afleck playing Batman
-Must play Madonna albums while raiding
-Must use Touch of Malice & kill yourself before the runner reaches the Deathsingers
-Must find out who Ash Ketchum dad is
-Must find out if Yugi ever showed anybody what the heart of the cards looks like
-Must buy some weed from Shaggy & Scooby Doo
-Must find out what kind of dinosaur Yoshi is
-Must tell anyone who still hasn't seen Star Wars the entire movie
-Must kill Urzok with only melee attacks
-Must find a ghost with Dinklebots voice still in it
-Must go to Barnes & Noble & sell Pokemon cards
And last but not least......
-Must add requirements to this post cuz I'm sure I forgot some
*Edit* Some user named jdamngame sent me a private message & said the following:
"Must be a loser like you..Check that off the list"
Umm...I would never private message someone just to let them know how i feel jdamngame..I would post it here & not hide like a scared little puppy from any reply to it..Just some food for thought 😎
*Edit 2 * I had no idea this post would start to get popular lol..I saw some funny raid requirements
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1 ReplyEdited by SpakulatorX: 2/7/2016 2:53:41 AM*becomes chaos sonic* *delivers the head of Waldo* *Unleashes team of ledendary Pokemon* *Duct tapes VoC to a Hung Jury* *Summons the Great Dragon* *updownupdownleftrightleftrightababstart* *equips 325 super mario hat, now 321 light* *cannotrevealthesercretkrabbypattieformula* [spoiler]sorry plankton[/spoiler] *turns in rank 3 house of judgement package, receives etheric light* *equips 321 khvostov* *kills link, steals magic bug net to capture fairy god parnets* *horrible at smash bros, ko'd by all* *Brazil* [spoiler]unfortunately Carmen will only leave you a clue to her next location[/spoiler] *and do not collect 200 dollars as you pass go* *chips are good, muting is for fools* *Fist of Havoc* *why do you want to ask so many questions?* *no one can beat ninja gaiden, but I've got to the second level on the nes one* *saves super for taloloclac* *can Skeeter raid too he has y1 ghorn?* *laughs like micky mouse* *smoking now* *have all exotics besides first curse* *rides in circles around peaches palace while the race finishes* *crouch* *goes invs* *jumps* *ff7 was awesome, and if you think otherwise your dead to me* *rejoices to know ff7 is awesome* *equips 321 ghorn* *destiny is a fun game* *Jane Sena is better then the Uttertaker* *Sorry, boycott on silver* *maxes vanguard marks* *maxes crucible marks* *swims with the penguins* *sega Saturn emulator on phone* *could be worse, could be George Clooney* *like a virgin (raider) for the very first (raid)* *touch is a difficult weapon to use when on add duty* *I am Ash Ketchum's dad, Spakulator Ketchum* *I looked in the heart of the cards, and saw me* *they always have the best Scooby snacks* *Yoshi is a Supersaurus* *which star wars movie? Oh never mind I'll start at the begining....* *do swords count as melee attacks? ;T* *happens to have the only living Dinklebot* *sells pokemon cards to minors at Barnes and Noble* So when do we raid buddy? :\ I'm done til next Tuesday Never mind your on psn, and you light is way to low
