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Edited by vikus:
2/6/2016 4:12:09 AM
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You see a BUNGIE employee changing their tire on the side of the road
What do you do
[b]EDIT[/b] Holy crap! Wake up, and the post has over 200 comments.
Nice to see players humor after all the crap lately, that we have had to deal with
[b]Edit[/b] crazy almost 400 comments!
Also, why are some of you so serious? question was meant to have fun with, and to be a reason to make funny comments lol.
[b]EDIT[/b] 600 COMMENTS!
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#Destiny
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Do you ask for a 320 ghost? The hits just keep coming lol
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1 ReplyI'd roll a D20 to determine whether or not I will help them.
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2 RepliesYell "NIGHTFALL REWARD" and throw an air pump with no needle.
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50 RepliesI live in Bellevue Washington where one of the Bungie headquarters is. In the same plaza that their hq is, there just so happens to be the LA Fitness that I go to. I run into bungie employees all the time. Seeing as the majority of them workout around 5 or 6 after they get off work, and they're almost always rockin' a Bungie / Destiny / FWC DO NM shirt, it's stupid easy to determine who they are. A lot of the time I'll talk to them about the game, and let me tell you this: They all love what they do, and they truly try to make this a great game. But you have to understand, all of the shots are made from those above them, who is subsequently given orders from their boss, whom is given that call by a panel or board of decision makers above them. So don't blame the devs / majority of the workers there. Any of the decisions made to implement changes in this game, better or worse, come from a very very small 1% population at the top of the pyramid. Hell, most of it isn't even Bungie, it's probably Activision above them. If I saw a Bungie employee on the side of the road, or black person, or disabled person, or ugly person, or a really hot chick, or TheRock, I'd do what everyone does in that situation. Drive by and think "damn that sucks".
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Slash 3 wheels and fix 1
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Tell them I will let them use my phone to call for help for them and then dial a random number and make them deal with who/whatever picks up. Best part is, 9/10 times its going to be "the call can not be completed as dialed"
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Take his car away It's obsolete now.
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Edited by Folk: 2/8/2016 9:55:51 PMDo what I would normally do... Nothing.
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Edited by WMDBloodHunter: 2/8/2016 9:55:03 PMEmployee: Sir I need a tire can you help me out Me: Six months Employee: What do you mean Me: If you want a tire it'll be six months Employee: But why Me: Because it took 6 months to get a Gjallarhorn you'll have to wait six months to get a tire so enjoy Employee: You dick Me: (Driving off screaming) GJALLARHORN!
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7 RepliesEdited by RedSeaAZ: 2/9/2016 4:36:44 PMHopefully the guy has friends... if not tell him to use LFG or join a clan. This is end game baby and there is no matchmaking I'd put 0.04% air in his tire and tell him it's now balanced I'd charge him $5 for each nut i take off his tire and then again when I put them back on and tell him it's only cosmetic and Deez Nutz won't change the way his car works I'd pop/Nerf all his other tires and tell him I balanced them I'd give him a fancy new class of solar car, let him dominate the road with that overpowered beast then blow it up so its balanced I'd take out his engine, put some hamsters and rubber bands in there instead and tell him he will still be green bar and I fixed his lag I'd tell him he doesn't need a dedicated car that peer to peer transportation is way better Edit #1 cause I'm bored Give him some envelopes that contain various car parts: more flat tires, maybe some rusty bolts, tires that are flatter than the ones he already has and just say at least you did the nightfall and that we will give you experience elsewhere. Then Maybe hit him in the head so he feels the old blue glow Edit #2 cause fun... Duh Watch him change his tire, throw salt in his eyes and tell him to "git gud scrub" even though he can change it twice as fast as you can I'd sell him a brand new set of tires even though he already paid for 3 tires that weren't flat, set them on the ground near his feet, take his keys and drive off with his car and say enjoy the Taken expansion. Cause yeah... It was kinda like that I'd look at the flat tire, get in his car and take the knob off his radio... Cause logic
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Roll some dice and let chance decide his/her fate. If I roll a 7, I help them. If not, they have to wait till the reset.
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6 RepliesI'd have a wrench, a screwdriver and a tire iron and hide them behind my back and say "lets use RNG to see what you get"
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I'll nerf the employee until they can't change the tire...the skill is too op
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Idk, show some empathy and help them change their tire...
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I'll use Bungie logic and nerf the three other tires by letting the air out
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"Well, our teams are hard at work to bring you new tires with the traction to get you back on the road and keep you there......but until we're ready to tell you what they'll look like, we're excited to introduce new ways to enjoy the back seat while you're waiting."
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3 RepliesIdk, help the guy because I'm human
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Help him replace it. Limit the help to only screwing on 4 bolts. He can wait 2 months and pay $20 for me to help with the rest.
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I would nerf his wheels by taking away the the rubber part of the tire and drive away
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2 RepliesI'd pump his tire up .4% more.
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If they had a part in all the titan nerfs.[spoiler]slash the other tires and drive off[/spoiler]
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I would tell deej, I'm sorry for his loss[spoiler]of air in his tires[/spoiler]
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I would take away their tire iron and tell them it's too effective. I would then give them a butter knife to finish the job. Sry bungo, everyone uses tire irons and we can't have that.
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Take away their gjallerhorn encrusted key chain and nerf their favorite ice cream that they have in their hand!
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Palm him the last word him
