So, I just remember this extremely funny story, and I would like to share it with you all. I believee you all would have a great laugh at this. Back in like 2nd grade, I had a friend, I don't want to say his real name, but let's just call him "Joe". This kid just recently moved to my school, and I can't really remember how it all happened but I remember he was tough guy talking me. He was like "dude I can beat you up" and he was going on and on about how strong he was and what not. I remembered for like a week straight, he kept on telling me this shit. I told the teacher and everything and this kid still kept going. Back then, I was a super super nice guy. I was the furthest thing from being violent, I would never hurt anyone. I was the shyest kid in the school pretty much. I was seen as that awkward nerdy kid in 2nd grade basically. I would never even think of hurting anyone. This kid However, the little immature ignorant me, decided that this kid was nothing but talk. Because for a whole week, this is all he was talking about yet he has yet to lay a finger on me. One day at recess, he was literally on my last nerve. I remember his very words, he said "bro I'm going to beat you up right here and now" and the second he said that, i tuned around, slapped him across the face, and when he went and covered his eyes and face, I then sorta pushed him back, ran at him and drop kicked him in the side of his body. He was on the ground crying, he went from tough talk to crying within seconds. I then felt so so so bad for him because again I am strongly against any violence, so I helped him up, and I made sure he was okay. The funny part was, the both of us agreed to never speak of this to any teachers or kids. Because if we did, I would've been in a lot of trouble, and this kid would've lost his tough guy act because he got destroyed by a nerdy shy 2nd grader. We then became super close friends, and I am still friends with this guy up to today. A while ago, he got his revenge by kneeing the shit out of me in the balls while playing soccer. He said it was intentional and he said it was revenge, which clearly was needed. This is by far the best and funniest way that I've formed any friendships. This was he meanest and most savage thing I've done to anyone in my whole life.