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Edited by Jeff the Cabal:
2/3/2016 4:51:48 AM
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The time I dropped kick a second grader.
So, I just remember this extremely funny story, and I would like to share it with you all. I believee you all would have a great laugh at this.
Back in like 2nd grade, I had a friend, I don't want to say his real name, but let's just call him "Joe". This kid just recently moved to my school, and I can't really remember how it all happened but I remember he was tough guy talking me. He was like "dude I can beat you up" and he was going on and on about how strong he was and what not. I remembered for like a week straight, he kept on telling me this shit. I told the teacher and everything and this kid still kept going. Back then, I was a super super nice guy. I was the furthest thing from being violent, I would never hurt anyone. I was the shyest kid in the school pretty much. I was seen as that awkward nerdy kid in 2nd grade basically. I would never even think of hurting anyone. This kid However, the little immature ignorant me, decided that this kid was nothing but talk. Because for a whole week, this is all he was talking about yet he has yet to lay a finger on me.
One day at recess, he was literally on my last nerve. I remember his very words, he said "bro I'm going to beat you up right here and now" and the second he said that, i tuned around, slapped him across the face, and when he went and covered his eyes and face, I then sorta pushed him back, ran at him and drop kicked him in the side of his body. He was on the ground crying, he went from tough talk to crying within seconds. I then felt so so so bad for him because again I am strongly against any violence, so I helped him up, and I made sure he was okay. The funny part was, the both of us agreed to never speak of this to any teachers or kids. Because if we did, I would've been in a lot of trouble, and this kid would've lost his tough guy act because he got destroyed by a nerdy shy 2nd grader. We then became super close friends, and I am still friends with this guy up to today.
A while ago, he got his revenge by kneeing the shit out of me in the balls while playing soccer. He said it was intentional and he said it was revenge, which clearly was needed. This is by far the best and funniest way that I've formed any friendships.
This was he meanest and most savage thing I've done to anyone in my whole life.
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1 ReplyEdited by navy seal: 2/3/2016 5:07:22 AMTL;DR: OP kicked a crayon eater's ass and two years later his boyfriend busted his nuts.
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Reminds me of being in 4th grade taking taekwondo lessons and some 3rd grader decided to rough me up. A roundhouse to the head later his mind was changed lol
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5 RepliesWhat if he kneed you just to violently fondle your balls? [spoiler]this just kinda crossed my mind [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThe meanest and most savage thing I've done: Buy this fatass in our class a sportsbra with a note saying "It's kinda hilarious that you have a higher cup size than your girlfriend. Maybe this will help so we can't hear your tits while you're running"
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4 RepliesEdited by a clumsy scrub: 2/2/2016 2:27:06 AM[b]Prepare for wall of text[/b] Great story though in my opinion. [spoiler]In 4th grade, there was this half-black kid named micheal. He was in my class, and thats how I met him, but we never really spoke. I was a weird kid then, didn't have friends really. I had just moved to this area too, so it was probably normal. Anyways, during recess, I used to shout "hey Micheal! [b][i]YO MOMMA![/i][/b]". I must have done this 25 times a week lol! He would get annoyed and walk around following me. He had a pissed off look and the way he walked told me he wanted to hurt me. I was fast as [i]f[/i]uck tho, so I really wasnt worried. At some point, basically my entire class had exchanged emails, and some of us would chat on MSN messenger (remember that shit guys?). When me and micheal had a chat that one single time, my mom had got on and told him I had to get off (because I refused to lol). Anyways, he responded to my mom with "f[i]u[/i]ck you", genuinely thinking it was just me bullshitting. My mom lost her shit, printed off the conversation and we marched the 3km to his house, where she planned to have a chat with his mother. We get there, and my mom starts talking to his mom, Caroline. Its almost immediately clear that nobody is going to get in shit here, as me and micheal walked away when their conversation took a more friendly turn lol Down the street, this kid, Ramone (or something like that) was on his driveway. I was a stupid kid, and I rode circles around him on my bike, poking him in the leg very lightly as I said something along the lines of "hey buddy" over and over. The kid just randomly lashed out though, and pushed me off my bike. I landed on a concrete driveway but wasnt really hurt. Micheal comes over though, and gets right up in this kids face, pushing and yelling. The kid basically ran into his house lol We are 20 years old now, and we're basically brothers. We havent spoken much recently as I moved like 2 hours up north. I also live with my grandma now, while hes in university. Over the years, weve gotten into lots of shit. We got chased by teenagers when we were 11, we stole candy from stores too. As teenagers, we actually climbed a 5 story building and were hunted down by what must have been at least 11 cop cars and a canine unit. Weve also recently smoked pot together too, maybe a year or two ago. I had been smoking pot for years, but he finally just stopped trying to be the super healthy "good-boy". The amount of sleepovers we would have basically had us living at each others houses on the weekends. The definition of best friends I tell you. His mom and my mom are best friends now too lol And its all because of "[b]HEY MICHEAL! YO MOMMA![/b]"[/spoiler]
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That is my personality I'm extremely kind and non violent but make me mad and I'll pop your cap off your head
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beat him up again. you didn't deserve the revenge
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2 RepliesJeff the savage
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1 Replyf [b]uck[/b you
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6 Repliesthis sounds like a leafyishere story
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3 Replies[i][/i]IF YOU LIKE CROSSDRESSING ANIME BOYS THEN YOU SHOULD ALSO SHAVE UR LEGS AND WEAR RAINBOW SOCKS UP TO UR THIGHS AND POST CLOSE UP PICS OF UR DIRTY BUTTHOLE AND WRINKLY SACK AND """"""""""""""""FEMININE""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" PENIS AND COMMUNICATE TO OTHER PEOPLE SUCH AS YOUR SELF VIA CROPPED ORGASMING ANIME GIRL FACES AND STUTTER TYPING WITH LIBERAL USE OF EMOTICONS THEN KILL YOURSELF WHEN YOU'RE TOO OLD AND GROSS FOR ANYONE TO WANT TO LOOK AT ANYMORE LOL
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2 RepliesI can't believe you let him knee you in the cabals [spoiler]did I really just say that[/spoiler]
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Lol I was same way when I was in school. Shy and quiet, friendly with everyone, and non violent. [spoiler]let them know I could get violent of they pushed me too much though [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesHow do you pick someone up and dropkick them
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Should've gone for the RKO....
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1 ReplyDude you sound like what I was in second grade. Nerdy, shy, everything but violent, and everybody wanted to be my friend. I wasn't even a tough kid. You know what, I'm willing to bet we're in the same grade as well.
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/189708171/0/0 Is it a coincidence that I see these threads only 2 threads apart from each other?
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Drop kicked*
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Jeff the Cabal creator of drop kicking
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2 RepliesHow do you remember this? I can't even remember anything from 2 years ago.
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*laughs* That's quite a story Mark!
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1 ReplySo you're in what, fourth grade now?
