So I was visiting my family in Washington and my brother decided to take me on a tour of bungie studios. Here are a few pictures I took:
Here is the entrance, I swear it gave me goose bumps!
[spoiler] http://i.imgur.com/yAZsu6b.jpg [/spoiler]
Here is a picture of one of the most memorable figures in bungie history
[spoiler] http://i.imgur.com/epIXpKO.jpg [/spoiler]
Thought this was a nice picture I took
[spoiler] http://i.imgur.com/kCuNkKB.jpg [/spoiler]
Here is the entire tour group
[spoiler] http://i.imgur.com/m86mB3E.png [/spoiler]
Picture of our one and only tour guide, Deej :)
[spoiler] http://i.imgur.com/fZPWi8T.png [/spoiler]
Behold, the wall of halo
[spoiler] http://i.imgur.com/T6aufLx.png [/spoiler]
Well, halo/marathon
[spoiler] http://i.imgur.com/1S0ZBaP.png [/spoiler]
Don't know the name of that trophy, but I want it
[spoiler] http://i.imgur.com/EbaSJlD.png [/spoiler]
Walked through the screening room
[spoiler] http://i.imgur.com/Lev1NSK.jpg [/spoiler]
He even showed us the motion capture stage
[spoiler] http://i.imgur.com/STUff2M.png [/spoiler]
Picture of the bungie team hard at work
[spoiler] http://imgur.com/3Y788NC [/spoiler]
Now, around this part I kinda broke off from the group to find a bathroom. I thought I saw a sign labeled "bathroom" a while back so I went in search of it. But these next few pictures are not on the tour, and they may even shock you, be warned.
I was walking down the hall and on my right I saw a door labeled "Luke Smiths Office". So I got kinda curios and opened the door...
[spoiler] http://i.imgur.com/t7KIajz.jpg[/spoiler]
I walked a little further down the hall and to my right I saw a door labeled "Destiny feedback"...
[spoiler] http://i.imgur.com/twBMLJM.jpg [/spoiler]
A little further down the hall it split off to the left and the right. I decided to take a right and I was immediately greeted with a door on my right labeled "Bungie creative team"...
[spoiler] http://i.imgur.com/M61SOQA.jpg [/spoiler]
I closed the door immediately and tried to walk on and forget what I had just seen. There was another door on my left and it said "Bungie swag & merchandise". I got excited and opened the door, hoping to find a few cool t-shirts...
[spoiler] http://i.imgur.com/8ZiFsyc.jpg [/spoiler]
A man on the far side of the room yelled out "HEY!! WHY YOU NO WORKING!?!?!" I slammed the door shut and bolted down the hall. I ended up running all the way down to the end of the hall and was met by a large black door that read "Destiny servers". I couldn't belive my eyes. So I opened the door and there in front of me, were the legondary servers of destiny...
[spoiler] http://i.imgur.com/5EA6PlY.jpg [/spoiler]
The servers were greater than I ever expected. There was a screen on the far side of the room that read "Destiny servers online". It was at that moment that a beaver jumper down from the ceiling and onto the table and began to eat the destiny servers. I saw the screen on the far side of the room flicker and the text changed to "error code beaver". So I turned around and tried to find my way back to the group. I took a left and continued down the hall until I saw a stair way leading down.
Once again, curiosity got the best of me and I wandered down...
[spoiler] http://imgur.com/jqpRO5J [/spoiler]
I was then met by a door. And on this door was a single word that I would have never thought to find within the deep shadows of bungie studios. "Story"...
I reached out and slowly turned the knob and pushed the door open. There was a single Dim light in the center of the room. All the walls were filled with random words. I could make out words such as "TRAVLER = EVIL" and "VEX ARE GOOD". I saw a man in the corner of the room and I could not belive my eyes. It was Joe Staten! As soon as he saw me he scrambled away into the shadows.
I managed to snap this photo of him before he ran away...
[spoiler] http://imgur.com/tOCr1SI [/spoiler]
After wards I ran out of the room and found my way back to the group.
So what do you guys think about bungie studios and the secrets that linger within?
Edit: I love how all the bungie admins are trying their best to ignore this amazingly true post.
Edit: Part of me really wants Deej to come in here and say something...oh I dunno...Deej like... probably something like "wow, am I really that fat?" Or "how come luke gets the nice office". Plzzzz Deej, for me? ;)
Edit: We have been #1 trending since the first hour this was made. I find it incredibly hard to believe that not even a ninja has visited this thread. Thank you all so much, you guys make this a whole lot better ;)
Edit: We have had our first official sighting of a ninja in this forum. The bungie moderation team has noticed us, they just can't prove that the pictures are fake xD... I kid of course, luv u guys ;3
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rising bump
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On the top again Bump.
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Necrobump
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2 RepliesNecrohump.
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So that's where my potatoes ran off too... :-/
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Being such an excited fan but not knowing the name of "that" trophy gave you away early on ;P
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lmao 10/10
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Edited by I_Am_CQ: 2/3/2016 10:54:53 PMWhere is this? Like what state
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Lmao beautifully done
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One time when I went I would always see DeeJ following me into the bathroom out of the corner of my eye. I think he's more focused on 16 year old boys than Destiny.
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29 RepliesEdited by DMHCook: 2/1/2016 8:36:01 PMEDIT: Disregard.
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3 RepliesI visited bungie HQ once, they beat me up and stole my wallet.
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The only thing that'd make this better is if the picture showing the bungie team hard at work was a bunch of monkeys picking bugs of out each other's hair
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What there any sign of Cozmo's desk? I'm still looking for proof that it exists after Deej posted on my yopic last week that the staff frequently comes by it to see what the community's concerns are.
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Lol this is awesome!
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This is priceless, many lols were had!
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This post is golden.
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Did they pay rent this month??
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Lmao bump
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You should kick the ppl in the nuts when u visit their connection department, whatever they call it
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This is gold.
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Greatest post ever I'm surprised the Activision security team didn't spot you away from the group then confiscate your phone and Waterboard and brainwash you or maybe that happened to everyone else when you wandered off.... but seriously great stuff and a good laugh for the day