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Edited by an engram full of bees:
1/31/2016 5:26:43 AM
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You're stuck in the Crota Raid. What do you do?
Got such awesome feedback on the Mars post, so I thought I'd make another one.
[b]Your ghost retardedly crashes your ship directly into the Hellmouth.[/b]
Upon your "arrival", a curious Thrall claws into your ship's reserves, eats all your ammunition, and then dies of lead poisoning.
Additionally, your ghost entered stasis after suffering from severe damages in the crash.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Edit: Guys. Your ghost is basically dead.
No ghost = No menu.
No menu = No returning to orbit :P
Even [i]after[/i] you finish the raid.
[spoiler]Duh duh duhhhhh![/spoiler]
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Punch thrall until I'm full ammo. Solo raid. Steal ship after rekilling crota. Fly home. Just another day.
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Simple. Kill thralls. Throw solar grenades. Trhallamari? Anyone?
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I'd use my Hunter Knife to kill enemies, then shadestep behind cover and become invisible. I'd be the stealthiest assassin ever. If I had no guns I would try and steal Hive weapons. But we all know how it ended up being like with Kabr and Eris...
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As a Titan... Punch everything. Kill a Boomer, take its weapon, kill more shit, rinse and repeat. At Crota, fistfight.
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Reboot the game.
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I would walk around and use some bear grills tactics like " You see that thrall, yeah, jump on its back and hit its head with a rock, then carefully extract his inner plattim and scoff it, delicious *throws up*." Then id meet eris in a corner with her box of dry fruits and big rock and id bang her. Then she will take me to crota and we will be best buds. Then, i will go arcblade, knick his sword and fly away...............into a wall and die [spoiler]fml[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesSolo it for the 50th time?
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Once my ghost died, I would go bear handed kicking thrall snd hive ass blinking around everywhere. It would look like nightcrawler in the beginning of that x-men movie. And I would wrestle crota to the ground and snap his neck as his last words are "daddy? :(" and I form his chitin into bonemold armor then become crota. Except make it so my sword and swordkeeper are in the oversoul so no one could get them and I never die.
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I would solo Crota as per the usual
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Eat the bodies of the dead around me and make the hive learn to fear me. Next I'd take Crota's ship, I know he's got to have one, destroy it. Finally, I'd just rule the hive on the moon with Crota's soul as my foot stool. See you in Destiny 4, when I come for the traveller
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I throw my ghost over the edge, dot need that trash. Next I ripe a knights head off and take the sword. I traverse the abyss while playing shoot to thrill. I go across the bridge and across the shrieker part. I slay the death singer and now have to face CROTA bitch of Oryx. I find a bunch of rocks and throw ten at Crota. He's down and a use my sword and pull the cord I him and slay Crota. A ship drops along with Gjallarhorn. I escape while playing highway to hell.
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Edited by SIG_DA_COW: 1/31/2016 3:50:36 PMI'll try to answer about the same as last time- Step 1: Don't eat Step 2: Don't eat for a VERY long time Step 3: Join up with the other anorexic beings in the area and figure out what's their secret Step 4: Pick up a sword Step 5: Get promoted Repeat step 5 a couple times Step 6: Raid the tower and eat the Traveler
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You raid ends after you beat it and will auto bring you to orbit ....
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Pull the cord.
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Your Mom! I actually just get an experienced person.
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Solo it then call my friend to come pick me up :)
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Same thing I always do. Go bone Crota
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Parkour
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I go solo Crota.
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Die self res and get ammo back. Because in the time you're dead you magically get ammo
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Cut open the thrall, get my ammo back, continue shooting faces.
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1 ReplySpend the rest of time chanting " where's your father gone!" To crota
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3 RepliesHmm Become one I'll be the hive guardian I'll escape with the hive's help and infiltrate the tower first rahool will dissappear and I'll make him remember the " legendary " he gave me ( -blam!-ing materials man ) Then will be eris so I can give her the raisins back Then the sweeper both for sweeping to much Then tess for over pricing her shit After that I would take a phalanx ( cabal with shield ) and shoot him across the hellmouth and yell " how does it feel now bitch " After that I'll have a nice cup of coffee with a cursed thrall then regret it because he blew up ( coffee was too hot couldn't handle it ) :)
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Study the thrall. Observe the thrall. Behave like the thrall. Become the thrall. They are an entire enthralling enemy.
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3 RepliesClaw out my eyes and replace them with knights eyes, then proceed to wander around till someone finally does the crota raid again and get a ride out of there. Then go talk to eris about living with three eyes, we hit it off go talk about killing crota and have kinky sex until my ghost wakes up.
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Cut open dead thrall. Get ammo back grab guns from ship. Solo raid
