*Makes research note: I would press OP's button*
You get cookies at will (whichever kind you want)
But
Whenever you're around people they will nag you to give them cookies non-stop
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Edited by Senji Plz: 1/31/2016 5:02:38 PMPush I'll just eat them in the bathroom
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I will drown them with oatbran.
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Yes, I will make them pledge their lives to me
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Until told otherwise, I will assume that I would have the option to request cookies laced with an extremely fast-acting poison. With that assumption, I would most definitely press the button. If someone I despise wanted a cookie, I would simply call down a poisoned one, freeing the world of the idiocy known as my schoolmates.
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I did say any kind of cookie didn't I? Have fun! (Give them cookies which look like chocolate chip ones but taste like shit!)
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I'd just make it rain with cookies
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YAS THIS BUTTON IS PUSHED BY ME
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[quote]*Makes research note: I would press OP's button* You get cookies at will (whichever kind you want) But Whenever you're around people they will nag you to give them cookies non-stop[/quote] I would push that button faster than a 13 year old who has just found out how to masturbate.
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[quote][quote]*Makes research note: I would press OP's button* You get cookies at will (whichever kind you want) But Whenever you're around people they will nag you to give them cookies non-stop[/quote] I would push that button faster than a 13 year old who has just found out how to masturbate.[/quote]
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No... I could just make my own cookies. But then... You know what? I would push the button. Regardless, as long as I have cookies then people will nag me to give them some. At least this way I have an infinite amount...
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I'd press it, and summon only oatmeal raisin cookies so people wouldn't bother me about it (no sane person likes oatmeal raisin)
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*Makes research note: interesting...* Vegans? (Vegans eat only vegetables)