[b][u]What is the weirdest thing you've woken up to?
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My weird event:
My chocolate lab, Cleveland had a seizure or 2. It went for about 30 minutes. That was about it really. Except I only had 11min to get ready for school too.
[spoiler]Jan. 29 2016[/spoiler]
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When I was a kid, you fall asleep at a daycare and you wake up in your bed( man that was spooky)
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So I woke up in Afghanistan with a duffel bag full of Indian Rubles (for those of you that don't know that's about enough to buy a ham sandwich). There were three stoned Muslims all wrapped in flags bearing the ISIS emblem. Enough alcohol to create a second sun. There were 17 knives stuck in a virgin sheep and a pentagram drawn around it. There were also goblets of blood and enough fire arms to supply a Russian conscript army
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Chewing gum
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[quote]The cries of seagulls filled the evening sky. It was a peaceful moment. Water slowly lapped at the shore, leaving behind small, barely noticeable imprints on the soft sand. John basked in the orange glow of the setting sun. Nothing in the whole world could compete with this, he thought. It was beautiful. The ball of fire keeping the entire planet alive fell behind the horizon, almost as if it was slowly dying. He heard a twig snap, and quickly turned his head. A small orange crab scurried through the brush. Man, that startled me! He was scared almost too easily. As John's head turned back towards the view, he spotted a glare of light bouncing from a single point along the shore. John curiously stood up and bounded over to the light. It was a small glass bottle, a cork shutting off its contents from the world. Inside was a letter, bearing a fine stamp. As if it was destiny, John backed up onto the handle of a corkscrew. Dumbfounded, he picked up the corkscrew. With one movement of his wrist, he stabbed the corkscrew into the top of the cork and began to twist. A snap sounded as the cork popped from the bottle, followed by a gust of old-smelling air. John turned the glass bottle over to let the note fall into his hand. As he set the bottle down, he inspected the stamp further. It was engraved with a cursive "H". I wonder who wrote this, he thought. John broke the seal and opened the letter, careful not to crack the brown, aged paper. It read: "Join The Ham Hotel, Bitch." The End[/quote]
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I woke up outside my hotel room knocking on another rooms door
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A cat's butt on my face... The scars are still there.
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I was rudely awakened by the sound of shouting outside and the flash of blue lights through my window. I looked out the window and it turns out my neighbours house had been set alight by arsonists. I went back to sleep.
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Went to sleep in my bed. Woke up on my couch down stairs...... Weird sh!t man.
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Edited by CrazyTheGoose67: 1/30/2016 1:35:25 PMI was over at a friends house for the night, when I woke up his sister was using my arm as a pillow.. Edit: that was about 6 mouths ago Edit 2: oh, I forgot to tell you that I sleep over at his house about every week. We have a little group of people (4 of us) that go to school together and his house is the meeting place lol
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A house fire.
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A deer nudging at my head through the front of my tent. I thought it was a bear. I didn't sleep the rest of the night.
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My friend rapidly slapping me across the face to wake me up because I had to leave his house. (I was having a sleep over) That was fun
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Edited by Knuckles091: 1/30/2016 11:58:39 AMFirst would be waking up in another town still off my face with no recollection of getting there. Ah good times....well I think they were lol. Second would be waking up to some wanker punching me because I did something the night before drunk. He stopped when I woke up I didn't clue on till someone said something later and apparently he was doing it for a while and I was just like but I don't wanna get up yet. Lol yes I am a deep sleeper when hungover. Needless to say I rarely drink anymore because shit gets outta hand more often then not lol.
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A wild pigs snout in my face at 3:00 am while camping
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Wake up to my ex riding me. Threw her off and rolled onto my stomach. Wasn't in the mood for her bs
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Dog blood being all over the walls and the carpet in the hallway, living room and the front door area.
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Edited by Regret: 1/30/2016 7:02:25 AMa huge White Tail Spider (venomous australian spider) on the wall right next to me. or a bunch of tissues in my underwear and not remembering when i put them in there...
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House flooded
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Face down on the carpet to a burgundy colored stain
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I've woken up in an open field and under a bridge before
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It was waking up at two in the morning to a nasty DUI wreck in my neighbors' yards when I was little. Our neighbors are morons (they just called the fire department and left them), so only my dad and two other people went to help. I heard the one dude lost his foot (my dad saw it, nasty stuff) but died at the hospital, whilst the other (who my dad thought was dead onsite) survived but with major brain damage. Far as I know, he could never function normally again, and later he was taken to court for the accident. TL;DR- Don't drink and drive unless you really want to die and take others with you.
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My dog pouncing ontop of me and licking my face. Hes an adult german sheperd
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Edited by Gordon Bombay: 1/29/2016 9:17:47 PMI've been woken up with an ex hitting me and looking furiously at me saying..... "how could you do that to me?!" Me: "what?" Ex: "you cheated on me in my dream! How could you!?" Me: "you woke me up at 3:00 am to question me about me cheating on you in your dream? I'll pray for your soul"
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Not so much that I've woken up to.. But I've slept through a fire alarm before
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I was in the army and we'd been out on the beer. I had a dream we'd come back and i'd pissed in one of the lads lockers. Woke up to someone shouting at me. Turns out it wasn't a dream.
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Woke up in the hospital and not remembering how I got there. It was a car accident and I really had my bell rung. Lost a friend that day too... Never cool asking where your buddy is and the nurse just can't bring herself to say his ticket got punched. -blam!-, I miss that guy. :(