[b][u]What is the weirdest thing you've woken up to?
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My weird event:
My chocolate lab, Cleveland had a seizure or 2. It went for about 30 minutes. That was about it really. Except I only had 11min to get ready for school too.
[spoiler]Jan. 29 2016[/spoiler]
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Air horns.
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I once had a dream that ended with a woman out of nowhere pointing a gun at my head. I remember being calm and expecting her to say something but instead she just shot me. After that some guy sitting on the floor held my head and asked me what my name was. I replied and then I "passed away", which made me wake up from the dream. Technically I woke up from something and not too something but It's really weird waking up after having been killed in a dream, especially when you "accepted" your death in that dream. I still don't get why my brain thought it was a good idea to simulate me dying.
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Edited by DarthKrampus: 1/31/2016 12:26:50 AMI woke up to see my pet rabbit's face right next to mine staring at me. [spoiler]he woke me up with his squeaking[/spoiler]
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A camp councler yelling NEIN
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*[i]I woke up and there was something white and crusty over my eyes, I couldn't see at all scared the shit out of 11 year old me*[/i]
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The weirdest thing I didn't wake up too was a tree falling on my house. Not a small tree but a big one. It took out the railing on the back deck and put a hole through the roof. My entire family woke up and the cops were called by the neighbors because they thought there was an explosion.
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A tornado down the steet
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Daddy's fist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I fell asleep in the hospital and woke up bleeding from my mouth in my bed
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I was at my friend's house, and at 7:00 a.m. he gets running into the room in which I was sleeping, begins to shake the bed, and starts screaming, "it's an earthquake!!!" Then he proceeds to begin laughing and says it was a joke.
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My brother was bombing could have been me by the struts
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So I went to a Christmas party at my gf's house and it actually was the weirdest thing I woke up too probably the best thing but I was so tired and I passed out on the couch and I woke up to find my gf on the ground next to me sleeping on a mattress with a blanket (of course) but she was only in her bra and panties.
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It was last year I woke up to see my fiancée looking like she was dipped in caramel...her friend dumped a bucket of caramel on her
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Your mom and sister.
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I was young but I was sleeping and I honestly woke up to an explosion in my room and I was so scared cuz I didn't know where it came from checked the window nothing checked the living room kitchen and bathroom for anything but I didn't find ish.
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Edited by DarthAWM: 1/30/2016 11:47:48 PMNot weird but unsettling Waking out of a drowse to see my cat's face .0001 inches from mine.
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Edited by Barbatos: 1/31/2016 2:32:45 AMWoke up to my dog asleep on my chest and with her butt inches away from my face.
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Puppy on my face
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Dick in my mouth
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I woke up to me farting and proceeded to finish the fart. I farted myself awake.
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Someone once stole my pants while I was sleeping. Like I've literally never seen them again. Crazy how nature do that.
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A bird that flew in my room and knocked some things off my shelf by hopping around it
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I woke up one night to the faint smell of shaving cream. I thought, "oh dad must be shaving this morning". Not at all. I look down at my legs, and there's shaving cream everywhere. My leg hair...gone. Apparently my sister didn't like my leg hair. WTF?! My sister has some issues...
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Both of these are when I was around 7-10. Waking up covered in vomit. Waking up and having your arms and legs be asleep. Could still move the rest of my body though.
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Woke up on a train with lots of shady people sleeping near me
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Edited by Just Dawggy Dawg: 1/31/2016 12:19:03 AMMy parents let my friend in, in the morning while I was sleeping and he woke me up by tickling my feet with a pen. I will note he's a big dude and was playing High School defensive end football as an 8th grader. Just awkward.