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1/27/2016 3:43:14 AM
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[spoiler]R.I.P scooter, you will be missed, but not that giant advertisement we placed back where hyperions space station used to be[/spoiler]
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[quote]Catch a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide![/quote]
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Nice, I like some of Gaige's lines
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"Hey, is you Hyperion? Oh crap... I hear you guys is like, all robots... Well if your here to kill me, I think you should know... YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, YOU ROBOTIC SUMBITCH!!!"
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"Let's hit the gas and tear some ass! Haha! Sounds like I said you farted!"
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"C'mon, catch a RIDE, all the girls say Scooter's is the fastest ride in tow-... oh dang, I just insulted myself!"
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"Ain't nothin' like sqwooshin' bitches under your tires, man!"
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"Ok, this here's a poem to Daisy, by Scooter. Ah-ha, here we go. Daisy, I like you, a whole lot, More'n that bandit liked spoonin' that ro-bot, You are a diamond, in the rough, Or a flower, surrounded by shrapnel, 'n' stuff, I will hang myself from my own tombstone, If within you, I cannot put, my bone"
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Then next thing you know, Daisy goes in her house and shoots herself in the head.
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[quote]Catch a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide![/quote]
