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Edited by Splashback77: 1/24/2016 5:20:00 AM
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The Silvered Moons: An Osiris Team Rising V.O.G. part 4-CHEST!!

[i]Previously on The Silvered Moons: An Osiris Team Rising... [/i] [quote]"F**K! F**K! F**K! F**K YOU ALL!" "VEX! F****************K! S**T! DAMN IT! YOU RAT BASTERDS! YOU LED ME INTO A F**KING TRAP! F**K YOU! I HATE YOU! F**K!! SON OF A B***H! YOU A**HOLES!! F***************************************************K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"[/quote] [i]And Now..[/i] [b]"HELP! F**K! S**T!"[/b] Rhabby continued yelling. "I thought you didn't need help because you were a gunslinger?" Abby asked. "Let's how that sounds," Sarah " 🎶'My name is Rhabby_V, born renegade. I need help. F**k, s**t'🎶 - Never mind, nobody will listen to that gates**t." "Son of a b***h!" Rhabby yelled. "I can't believe I'm saying this- we have to go after him," Fruit said. "Why? We could just go back to the Tower, get some bounties, and leave Rhabby to rot," Sarah said. "You're forgetting about me," Rhabby's ghost, Salt, replied. "I could revive him." "No you're cool, you'd ditch Rhabby, too." "Bye Rhabby," Salt told Rhab. "F**k you!" Rhabby replied. And so they left Rhabby to rust on Venus. They got some bounties and completed them. This puts an end to this four part Silvered Moons Special. Just kidding. Fruit would never pass an such awesome loot. Everyone was being sarcastic. Why? Fruit saw a chest. "CHEST!!!!" he bellowed, "Out of the way Rhab," he said stepping on Rhabby's helmet. "Out of the way, vex mother f**kers," Blue said running after Fruit. "Let me in on the strange coins," Sarah said shoving Rhabby to the left. "I WANT FAKEBRINGER!!!" Brina yelled tackling Blue. "Nice blinker, a**hole," Fruit cursed as Abby blinked in front of him. "NOPE!" Sarah yelled as she blinked and tackled Abby. "CRAP!" Fruit yelled as he tripped over Sarah. "Hey! Mind the Exotic helmet!" Rhabby cursed. He got up. He blinked to the chest. "YES! HAWKMOON HERE I COME! I'VE MISSED YOU! "Rhabby yelled. Fruit had got up. He shoved Rhabby out of his way. "F**K!" Rhabby cursed. "Come on," Fruit begged waiting for the chest to open. "Not today, jack**s," Sarah said shoving Fruit out of the way. "NO!" Blue screamed approaching the chest. "MINE!" Brina yelled. "AS IF!" Abby bellowed. "FOUND VERDICT!" Blue yelled. "I GOT THE VEX MYTHOCLAST AND PRAEDYTH'S REVENGE!!!" Abby yelled. "IF I DON'T GET THE HAWKMOON I WILL DISMANTLE this green shotgun in my inventory!" Rhabby yelled. "Yep, that's Rhabby, with the same jokes as the first season of his revenge. AND WHAT'S THIS? ANOTHER HAWKMOON! F**K YEAH! TWIN HAWKMOONS! TWIN HAWKMOONS! SAME DAMAGE! F**K YEAH! TIME TO GRIND!" Sarah yelled waving her new Hawkmoon in the air. "F**K YOU!" Rhabby yelled. "FAKEBRINGER!!" Brina yelled. "I got a legendary hand cannon," Fruit teased, "It's called Rhabby's Butthole.Oh, wait, it's common and does 0 damage. It comes with the description, 'No butthole can suck more than the namesake of this hand cannon.' " "I got the same thing," Blue said keeping the joke alive, "And mine says 'Dismantle as soon as you receive it.' " "BWHAHA BEST JOKE EVER!!" Sarah laughed. Everyone (but Rhabby, of course) kept laughing for 24 minutes. Lets do some math. 10+30+24= 64. 64/60 equals 1 remainder 4. One hour and four minutes is how much time was wasted on laughing. However, laughing= Rhabby's butt+ roasting. So laughing damages makes Rhabby rage. So: Rhabby's rage+ total bulls**t= salt.Salt+ roasting also= laughing. Laughing + any number multiplication= awesome. Multiplication is repeated addition. Repeated addition x multiplication= exponent. LaughingX (laughing with an exponent of X). X=any number over 10. LaughingX > Time. So time doesn't matter. Sorry if I made your brain hurt. Hope you're not on your way to anything that requires no headaches. [b]To be continued...[/b]

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