[i]I made this topic before and am just recreating it for all to see again. The original post is in the link below. Hope you enjoy.[/i] https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/187776118/0/0 [i]Just going to post this because I found it hilariously true. I'll just be touching up on it and making it ever so more "enjoyable".[/i] [b]*Live Action Cam*[/b] [b]The relentless and merciless Classhole stalks quietly towards the Hunter that is backed within a corner. The Hunter shivering in fear as it had yet again been targeted by this ferocious wild beast. [/b] Wildness Adventurer: "As we observe the blatant retarded Classhole within its natural habitat, we can see clearly that it has concerned a Hunter, preceding to generalize the being for crying out to its fellow companions to come to its side in its dire time of need (Deej and other Hunters when calling for a nerf). This tactic is used to make it the Hunter appear to be the main culprit for such crimes when it isn't the actual case. Let's watch and see how these events unfold!" [b]The retarded Classhole was completely obvious as a Warlock And Titan stalked it from behind, silently advancing forward as the Classhole was busy making its ridiculous remarks to the petrified Hunter before it went in for the attack.[/b] Classhole: "A look what we have here, another crying Hunter do we?! You stupid -blam!-ing Huntard, you're the reason that Bungie keeps nerfing everything!" Wilderness Adventurer: "As we can see, the Classhole is completely obviously to the approaching Warlock and Titan as that close the distance from behind him. This Classhole must be an idiot, is he not paying any form of attention to his HUB?! Let's continue to watch this every rare and raw footage of what it is about to unfold. And do remember, this may get graphic folks!" [b]The Titan goes in for the first attack, screaming at the top of its lungs as it lunges upwards into the air. As quickly as he jumped was he forever coated in a blazing hot fiery embrace as the loud metallic cling echoed loudly. The warning sound of the Titan's Hammer of Sol coming to life which had been previously nerfed into the ground but the Titan refused to let the Subclass go as he lingered onto hop that the Subclass could still be useful.[/b] Titan: "Nerf Stormcallers, nerf them into the ground like I have been!" [b]He hurled his Hammers towards the ground one after another, the Classhole having no idea what had hit him but surviving nonetheless as he evaded to the left and the right and at times in which death should have been permanent but the Hammers detonating much too early still. Regardless, the Titan did not let up, tossing down his once crutch Hammers towards the Classhole as he attempted to evade utter annihilation. [/b] Wilderness Adventurer: "Bloody hell! Look at that Titan go, mates! His Hammer's are constantly being brought downwards towards the Classhole but he isn't dying even though the Hammer's are clearly hitting him! What of that Warlock tho-" [b]The Wilderness Adventurer's voice was quickly cut out and brought to a silence as the Arc energy erupted towards the ground from the stealthy Warlock as she had finally leaped into the air and brought the Arc Energy downwards in an electrical current towards the ground. Her infamous Landfall move failing to kill the Classhole, but leaving it dazed and confused nonetheless. [/b] Stormcaller: "Nerf the evade's of the Shadestep! It shouldn't be allowed to avoid my Hit Detection from my weapons!" Wilderness Adventurer: "Things are starting to heat up folks! It's getting bloody crazy here in the wild! Both the infamous Stormcaller Warlock and Sunbreaker Titan's have engaged in a battle to the death with the Classhole, who isn't doing so hot!" [b]The dazed Classhole tried its best to get away, stumbling left and right while firing its Thorn into the sky and striking the Stormcaller twice though the effect had also been nerfed and she lived with plenty of health still. Quickly switching between its Felwinter's Lie to firing that as well, grazing the Sunbreaker whose health dropped to half due to its sudden nerfing with the falloff range. Although it could barely see still did the Classhole become struck by more of the Arc Energy that erupted from the Warlock's finger tips, the Hammer's that constantly exploded knocking him to the left and right to keep him in check. As a last resort did he take out his magnificent Jellyhorn, firing off a single shot that struck the ground besides the both of them, though they weren't within the BR effect range to be damaged, however, the Wolves came out, breaking off to mercilessly strike against the Sunbreaker as well as the Stormcaller but its efforts proved useless as they had regened their Health and Shields and could now withstand the blows of the Wolf Pack Rounds. With one final effort the Stormcaller used its Ionic Blink, going off to its right and striking it mercilessly with constant bolts of Arc Energy, the Hammer of Sol having placed its infamous Sun Spots in a perfect circle around the Classhole so he couldn't move and directly hit him as well. Death was now unavoidable and the Classhole was killed, its remains shocked to a crisp only to be forever burned into ashes by the molten heat from the flames that could never be nerfed as the Lore wouldn't allow it. [/b] Wilderness Adventurer: "Good god wasn't that a show folks! I'd go over and see the area that was damaged by the attacks but I think it would be best if we got the hell out of here, just as quickly as that Hunter cloaked himself and got out of the Titan and Warlock's destruction. Let's go fella's, don't want to stand around here and get caught up in any unwanted busy!" [i]Live Footage cuts off.[/i] Edit 1: This was made to just expand on the original "short story" that this was given. In other words I'm not out to make fun of the person that this was sent to, but instead, just wanted it to be represented as a small joke.