[b]Gunslinger:[/b] Don't take it personally, I'm better than you, and that's all there is to it.
[b]Striker:[/b] Baahahaha! You? Better than me? Do you even Lift?
[b]Gunslinger:[/b] Well, no... But In a gun fight I'd take you down with one bullet.
[b]Striker:[/b] Pfft. You're all talk.
[i](Voidwalker approaches the scene.)[/i]
[b]Voidwalker:[/b] Alright you too, what's going on?
[b]Bladedancer:[/b] Bickering. They've been at it for a while now.
[b]Gunslinger:[/b] What? We're not bickering! We're just setting the scale that's all... How long have you been here listening to us anyways?
[b]Bladedancer:[/b] Too long.
[i](Bladedancer cloaks out of the scene.)[/i]
[b]Voidwalker:[/b] Any Idea who she is?
[b]Striker:[/b] Nope.
[b]Gunslinger:[/b] Not at all.
[i](Voidwalker notices Defender listening just outside of the conversation and gestures her to answer his question.)[/i]
[b]Defender:[/b] ... Don't look at me, I'm just here to watch.
[i](Voidwalker rolls his eyes and redirects the conversation to Striker and Gunslinger.)[/i]
[b]Voidwalker:[/b] Well maybe you guys kept up on your Grimoire-
[b]Striker:[/b] Grimoire?...
[i](Striker folds his arms as Voidwalker tries not to loose it.)[/i]
[i](Voidwalker takes a deep breath.)[/i]
[b]Voidwalker:[/b] ... Anyways, there's a lot you two can learn from her. Back in the day, she use to be the King of the Crucible.
[b]Striker:[/b] Don't you mean the "Queen"?
[b]Gunslinger:[/b] Ooh, you just got corrected by a Titan. Hi-Five Striker!
[i](Striker effortlessly opens his hand as Gunslinger slaps it.)[/i]
[b]Voidwalker:[/b] ... Besides the point. I'm just trying to say you two arguing about which class is better is just going to get you two nerfed.
[i](Sunbreaker is heard crying in the background.)[/i]
[b]Voidwalker:[/b] See! You hear that sound? It tells yet another sad story about the results of class rivalries.
[i](Sunbreaker's cry grows louder)[/i]
[b]Striker:[/b] Poor Sunbreaker...
[b]Gunslinger:[/b] What happened to him?
[b]Voidwalker:[/b] Glad you asked. Remember when the Sunbreakers claimed they were the best?
[b]Gunslinger:[/b] Umm... Sure. Get to the point.
[b]Voidwalker:[/b] Well Nightstalker and Stormcaller went on a non stop murmur campaign until the Speaker finally had enough with it and nerfed that sorry son of a-
[i](Sunbreaker walks in)[/i]
[b]Voidwalker:[/b] Oh... Hai... We were... Just talking about you.
[b]Sunbreaker:[/b] [i]*sniffs*[/i] Oh... Hi guys...
[i](Awkward silence.)[/i]
[i](Defender heads to Orbit.)[/i]
[b]Voidwalker:[/b] Ooh... Umm... Sunbreaker. I heard Sunsinger was looking to chat with you...
[i](Gunslinger catches on to Voidwalker's plan.)[/i]
[b]Gunslinger:[/b] Yeaah... Last time I talked to her, she was telling me how she wanted you to ask her out. Like right now.
[i](Striker looks at Gunslinger unamused.)[/i]
[i](Gunslinger looks back with a smirk, gesturing an easy shrug.)[/i]
[b]Sunbreaker:[/b] Oh... Well, I don't know... Why would she ever want to talk to... a broken... [i]*wimpers*[/i]
[i](Sunbreaker starts to cry again.)[/i]
[b]Striker:[/b] Hey.
[i](Sunbreaker continues crying.)[/i]
[b]Striker:[/b] Hey!
[i](Striker storm-fists Sunbreaker in the face and Sunbreaker stops crying.)[/i]
[b]Striker:[/b] Get a hold of yourself Titan!
[b]Sunbreaker:[/b] You're right... This... This is not the Titan way... [i]*sniffs*[/i]... I'm feeling better now. Thank you Striker.
[i](Striker gives a reassuring nod to Sunbreaker.)[/i]
[b]Voidwalker:[/b] So Sunbreaker, being Nerfed is no fun, right?
[b]Sunbreaker:[/b] It sucks.
[b]Voidwalker:[/b] Well, Striker and Gunslinger were here making a scene on who's better. Any advice you'd give to those two?
[b]Sunbreaker:[/b] It's not worth it. You don't want to end up like me... Striker would annihilate you in the Crucible though.
[b]Gunslinger:[/b] Hey!
[b]Striker:[/b] Told ya.
[i](Voidwalker face-palms.)[/i]
[b]Nightstalker:[/b] Hey Boys, whatchyall doin?
[b]Striker:[/b] "Just setting the score."
[i](Striker looks towards Gunslinger.)[/i]
[i](Gunslinger looks back with a slight gesture in agreement.)[/i]
[b]Nightstalker:[/b] Settin' the score, huh? Playin' a game of some sorts? Hey - speakin' of games, how did yours go Sunbreaker?
[i](Sunbreaker looks off into the distance, not giving Nightstalker any attention.)[/i]
[b]Sunbreaker:[/b] Well I wasn't bringing others down to my level... like you.
[i](Voidwalker, Striker, and Gunslinger all look to Nightstalker -Blam- just got real.)[/i]
[b]Nightstalker:[/b] Ooh I see. Did I get wittle Sadbreaker's feewins hurt?
[b]Gunslinger:[/b] Stop, you're taking this too far-
[i](Striker and Voidwalker watch a Shadow Shot impale Gunslinger through the chest.)[/i]
[b]Ghost:[/b] Guardian Down.
[i](Sunbreaker is unwavering his attention. Striker and Voidwalker keep quiet, and not just because they are silenced.)[/i]
[i](Nightstalker walks up to Sunbreaker, uncomfortably close.)[/i]
[i](Striker revives Gunslinger.)[/i]
[b]Nightstalker:[/b] If I was you, Id stay outa my way. Wouldn't want to get pretty little Sunsinger hurt now, wouldjyah.
[b]Sunbreaker:[/b] ...
[b]Voidwalker:[/b] Hey! Leave her out of this.
[i](Little did Voidwalker realize Nightstalker was specced with Quiver.)[/i]
[b]Ghost:[/b] Guardian Down.
[b]Gunslinger:[/b] Not again...
[b]Ghost:[/b] Guardian Down.
[i](Voidwalker and Gunslinger both wait for Ressurection.)[/i]
[b]Nightstalker:[/b] See your friends? Talkin' gots them in trouble.
[i](Sunbreaker makes eye contact with Striker who then takes off sprinting the heck out of there.)[/i]
[b]Nightstalker:[/b] Not like anyone's gonna stop me. We haven't received an update in weeks.... Come to think of it, I know Sunsinger talks a lot. Maybe I'll pay her a lil visit too.
[b]Sunbreaker:[/b] ...
[b]Nightstalker:[/b] By the time I'm through with her, she'll be having a Viking Funeral of her own. Oh and don't even think about Fireborn, I'll make sure to put an end to that as well.
[i](Sunbreaker activates Hammer of Sol.)[/i]
[b]Nightstalker:[/b] ( ʘ_ʘ)
[i](Sunbreaker starts throwing hammers at Nightstalker.)[/i]
[i](Nightstalker evades out of the way, causing the hammers to explode holes into the Tower.)[/i]
[i](Defender arrives at the Tower.)[/i]
[b]Nightstalker:[/b] Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!
[i](Defender sees Sunbreaker destroying the place so she takes out her Ghost.)[/i]
[b]Defender:[/b] Nope.
[i](Defender heads to Orbit.)[/i]
[i](Bladedancer comes out of camouflage revives Voidwalker and Gunslinger.)[/i]
[b]Bladedancer:[/b] You seein this?
[i](Gunslinger has a hard time getting back up.)[/i]
[b]Gunslinger:[/b] What do you think we were doing while we waited?
[i](Nightstalker can be heard screaming throughout the Tower. Chunks are being flung off the Tower from Sunbreaker's Hammer of Sol.)[/i]
[b]Voidwalker:[/b] Xbox Record That.
[b]Bladedancer:[/b] Sunbreaker it's not worth it!
[i](Sunbreaker stops throwing hammers.)[/i]
[b]Bladedancer:[/b] This is what she wants! You're only getting yourself Nerfed!
[i](Sunbreaker's Super comes to an end as he takes a deep breath.)[/i]
[b]Sunbreaker:[/b] I'm sorry... I lost control.
[i](Nightstalker stops running and starts gasping for breath.)[/i]
[b]Gunslinger:[/b] Hang in there.
[i](Gunslinger pats Sunbreaker on the shoulder.)[/i]
[b]Nightstalker:[/b] See?! You couldn't even hit me! Ha! [i]*gasps for air*[/i] Just you wait. Not even you can protect Sunsinger from what's to come.
[i](Sunbreaker turns around.)[/i]
[i](Nightstalker starts laughing.)[/i]
[b]Sunbreaker:[/b] ...
[b]Nightstalker:[/b] What - don't got nothin to say?
[b]Sunbreaker:[/b] Hope you can fly.
[b]Nightstalker:[/b] ???
[i](Striker is running back into the scene with a new pair of Peregrine Greaves, taking a well placed knee to Nightstalker's side, sending her into the sky.)[/i]
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[b]Bladedancer:[/b] Daaayyyuumm.
[i](Striker walks to the group from where he Shoulder Charged Nightstalker. The Cryptarch's stall explodes in flames behind him.)[/i]
[b]Gunslinger:[/b] I'll admit it, I'm impressed.
[b]Striker:[/b] ;)
[i](Sunbreaker gives a nod to Striker. Which Striker nods back.)[/i]
[i](The Cryptarch walks into the scene and rushes towards the embers.)[/i]
[b]Master Rahool:[/b] My Stall!
[b]Gunslinger:[/b] ... Umm, Voidwalker. What are you doing?
[b]Voidwalker:[/b] Well someone's gotta write this down!
[b]Gunslinger:[/b] Alright, fair enough. Make me look good.
[b]Voidwalker:[/b] Emm... No.
[i](Sunbreaker starts walking away.)[/i]
[b]Sunsinger:[/b] Sunbreaker!!!
[b]Sunbreaker:[/b] Sunsinger?
[i](Sunbreaker turns around and Sunsinger throws her arms around him. Quickly leaving the embrace.)[/i]
[b]Sunsinger:[/b] Oh my gosh are you Ok? I saw what happened.
[b]Sunbreaker:[/b] I'm fine... Sorry you had to see me like that... How much did you see?
[b]Sunsinger:[/b] All of it... I... I saw you stand up for me.
[b]Sunbreaker:[/b] Well, I had t-
[i](Sunsinger and Sunbreaker start making out in the sunset.)[/i]
[b]Striker:[/b] He grew up fast.
[i](Striker wipes off his single tear from his eyes.)[/i]
[b]Bladedancer:[/b] Well, I guess you can say he was her Type. Lol. Get it?
[b]Gunslinger:[/b] Isn't he an Exo?
[b]Bladedancer:[/b] I meant it was because they are both Solar Type.
[b]Gunsingler:[/b] No, I know. I mean, He's an Exo.
[b]Bladedancer:[/b] Oh right... That's weird.
[b]Voidwalker:[/b] Well, I think we've all learned something today. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some new Grimoire Cards to publish.
[i][u][b]~FIN[/b][/u][/i]
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[b]TL;DR[/b] - Sorry lol, hit max characters.