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Edited by an engram full of bees:
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Tower High (21): The Substitute Teacher
[quote]For all other Tower High posts, you can find them linked on the [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/176176926/0/0]Overview Post[/url].[/quote]
[u][b]This post has been shortened out of respect for one of our former community managers. I'll leave the epilogue here for the sake of story purposes.[/b][/u]
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In Ikora's office...
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[i]Ikora is deep in concentration, staring at the brightly-lit screen of a monitor at her desk.
Her Ghost is hovering by her side.[/i]
[b]Ikora[/b]: Found anything yet?
[b]Ghost[/b]: Nope, not yet.
[b]Ikora[/b]: Strange... I could've sworn it was in the archives somewhere–
[b]Ghost[/b]: FOUND IT.
[b]Ikora[/b]: Figures.
[b]Ghost[/b]: Approximately 7 years ago. A Warlock named Sebastian Roh took control of a Hive Seeder and crashed it into the main core of the Hive fleet. The invasion wasn't stopped, but he bought the city enough time to evacuate.
[b]Ikora[/b]: Yes, I remember that... The Great Purge of Valhalla.... He didn't make it, did he?
[b]Ghost[/b]: No.... No, he did not....
[b]Ikora[/b]: Strange.... We'll figure it all out eventually. Run another analysis; find any major events that occurred at the time. We just might have to do this the old fashioned way....
[b]Ghost[/b]: Lucky us.
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Dedgen Yor.... Whoever knew he was a Dead Orbit supporter...
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1 ReplyIf that's how Deej buffs stuff I'm half I don't main Titan. Lol
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2 RepliesAre you writing all these stories yourself? This seems way too creative and well constructed for 1 person to do alone. If so then yiu are one hell of a 1 man team. I've yet to be disappointed in a single installment.
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I love these so much.
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One of your funnier ones, nice job
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2 RepliesF*ck you deej nuts
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Another wowing example of incredible writing and perfect comedy.
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Yup, pretty much how I picture nerfs do to subclasses. You should see the Sunbreaker Nerf.
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Lol deej
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Edited by Gareth: 1/29/2016 9:30:35 PMNice job
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1 ReplyDoes this mean hammers are good again?
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You should make a follow up called The Substitute's Substitute Teacher Where the Cryptarch (or random teacher) is at a meeting and Deej or Luke Smith is supposed to substitute but get sick and Cozmo substitutes instead.
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1 ReplyGuess what... [spoiler]Im good[/spoiler]
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I swear down if I see one more "It's a good roll play story" I'm going to kill something!
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1 ReplyThe real question is... was the Seeder Blue and Black or White and Gold?
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3 RepliesArrr, are you ready scrubs? Aye Aye Bungie! I can’t hear you! Aye Aye Bungie! Ooooh, who lives in a raid arena under the reef? Spongebob nerf pants! Annoying and glitchy and laggy is he? Spongebob nerf pants! If terrible loot drops is something you wish, Spongebob nerf pants! Then go to the forums and cry like a bitch! Spongebob nerf pants! Ready? Sponge bob nerf pants, Spongebob nerf pants! Spongebob nerf pants! Spongeboooob, nerf paaaaaants! IIIIIIMMMM BAAAAACK!!
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1 ReplyI guess a crossover
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1 ReplyDo i smell a crossover?
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Thank you! I was waiting for this one^_^
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Deej!!! Pls NERF yourself
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2 RepliesBut who was phone!?
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1 ReplyIm sorry, But what did i just read. I love tower high. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS.
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Mander, in all seriousness, I have never seen someone roast this well. Keep up the good work man. Don't let the haters drag u down
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2 RepliesStill so weird to me that this is a thing. Someone writes some crazy ass story and all of the sudden everybody's writing crazy ass stories back... I still have no idea what to call this... Some type of fetish thing or something?? I don't know, I just really don't know...one day I'll get it maybe...
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Obviously alternate route ;-)
