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10/20/2009 10:47:34 PM
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Master Chief Jokes
[b][i]This is a list of some funny jokes i came up with regarding Master Chief. You might notice that some of them came from "Chuck Norris" Jokes.[/b][/i]
[quote]Master Chief can create fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
Master Chief can heal you with a Plasma Pistol.
Master Chief can beat you in a arm wresteling match with both hands tied behind his back.
Master Chief can get a assassination from the front.
The Arbiter didn't kill the Prophhet or Truth, the Master Chief did. Bungie just accidentally put the Arbiter in his place.
Master Chief can kill you with your own body.
Master Chief once killed his own marine because the marine killed the grunt he was about to kill.
Master chief got a skill of 50 in 49 games played.
Master chief can win a game of connect four in only 3 moves.
Master Chief has more Triple kills then double kills.
Master Chief doesn't need twitter. He is already following you.[/quote]
Thats all i got for now. What Master Chief jokes can you come up with? Please don't be rude or racist.
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.... -"Master chief got a skill of 50 in 49 games played"- T2 did it in like 30-40 games...... on MLG... btw... i kinda facepalmed but then i double facepalmed
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Master Chief can believe it's not butter!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxCubanLegendxX Why do you think Hitler committed suicide?[/quote] Because he saw his gas bill??
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MC uses the Halo rings as a condom.
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Why do you think Hitler committed suicide?
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In Soviet Halo, the Chief infects the Flood
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] julianhalo226 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JokerXero *Censored*[/quote] DON'T CLICK ON THIS LINK! I nearly puked when I saw what came up. :([/quote] Don't quote the stupid link then!! Unless you really want to get banned.
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MC can score a 3 pointer from medium range in Basketball. MC can play QB and score a reciving TD in NFL. MC beats The Flash in 100m sprint while having his shoe laces tied. [Edited on 10.21.2009 4:52 AM PDT]
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Master Chief can control all of the power weapon spawns on a map. By himself. Master Chief can eat a Big Mac in under 10 seconds. Without taking his helmet off. [Edited on 10.21.2009 4:49 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spatutator Mater Chief doesn't have a face under his helmet, just another gun.[/quote] LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Master Chief doesn't solve rub-ix cubes. They solve themselves for him. Master Chief once visited The River of Life. Shortly after, it was renamed The River Styx. Master Chief once visited the Virgin Islands. If anyone was alive to rename them, they'd probably call them "Urrrnh" *Assassinated*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wamam87 so Johnson, MC, and Arbiter walk into a bar. the bartender says to Johnson...[/quote] "your mom gave me aids"
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so Johnson, MC, and Arbiter walk into a bar. the bartender says to Johnson...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JokerXero [url=http://loltrain.com]More MC jokes[/url][/quote] DON'T CLICK ON THIS LINK! I nearly puked when I saw what came up. :(
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If you look closely into Chief's visor, you can see the secret to life.
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those aren't funny......
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Mater Chief doesn't have a face under his helmet, just another gun.
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i like the twitter one
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JokerXero should be slaped,hard.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Sirens Sea MC can unscramble a scrambled egg.[/quote] He can also cook a 1-minute egg in 30 seconds.
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MC can unscramble a scrambled egg.
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Master chief CAN four shot you with an ar. :D?
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[url=http://loltrain.com]More MC jokes[/url]
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master cheif dosnt read books, he stares at the book until it gives him the information he wants. master chief counted to infinite, twice.
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Master Cheif can whack a warthog on avalanche so far, it splatters another person on Standoff.
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When Cortana tells him "Yank me, Chief", he does. And you're jealous.
