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10/18/2009 3:42:34 PM
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How do Elites Reproduce?

There doesn't seem to be any females to speak of, but this is not surprising as it would be a likely part of Elite culture to only have the males go into battle. But I don't believe any female elites have yet to be spoken of anywhere in the series. Is the process a-blam!-? My friend posed this question. He believes that they have "flaps" that hide their reproductive organs until they are needed. Do they simply have no genders and still reproduce -blam!-ly? As disturbing a thought as this is, it is still a ponderous question. I laughed very hard when I first thought of this question and am still laughing a little. But I really am curious because of the naked arbiter with nothing there to speak of (This may be so that this image is acceptable in terms of -blam!-ly explicit content, but I'm not sure) Does anyone have any insight into the truth of it? [Edited on 10.18.2009 7:26 PM PDT]

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  • no the female elites are the most beautiful beings in the universe thats why they don't go into combat because the covenant think it would be unfair to distract the enemy that way :I ......ya

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wolverfrog You know them Mandibles? They ain't really mouths...[/quote] OH GOD! :O

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    • hahah!

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SpecOps1491 they have females ! and they marrying too ! read everything about the sangheili on Halo.pedia or on the bonus disc of Halo 3 limited or legendary edition ! [i]only aristocrats have the right to wear a energy-sword ![/i] [/quote]What?! Is this some sort of euphanism for [b]strap on[/b]?

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    • they have females ! and they marrying too ! read everything about the sangheili on Halo.pedia or on the bonus disc of Halo 3 limited or legendary edition ! only aristocrats have the right to wear a energy-sword !

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    • Fornication - males to females Although, some get confused and either go: male to male or female to female This is rare, and has only been recorded once on Earth, and that was a few million years ago, male to male, and the Loch Ness monster was born.

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    • the hump on there backs

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    • Well you see it involves a biography of Walt Disney and a can of rehddi whip....wait what ?!?

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    • the answer is simple. the same way as snakes. their scale's are naerly the same as a egg eating snakes scales.

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    • You don't see Females because it would be a bad idea to send them into battle. They're needed for reproduction. The Covenent's fighting a Holy war on dozens of worlds, and soldiers are dieing left and right. It's a good strategy, if you think about it.

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    • Jesus Christ.

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Go Vader Probably like actual lizards. Their -blam!- is inside the actual male Elite and comes out when aroused. Then -blam!- intercourse begins.[/quote] thats exactly how it is

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chaozhound [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ODST5 There doesn't seem to be any females to speak of, but this is not surprising as it would be a likely part of Elite culture to only have the males go into battle. But I don't believe any female elites have yet to be spoken of anywhere in the series. Is the process a-blam!-? My friend posed this question. He believes that they have "flaps" that hide their reproductive organs until they are needed. Do they simply have no genders and still reproduce -blam!-ly? As disturbing a thought as this is, it is still a ponderous question. I laughed very hard when I first thought of this question and am still laughing a little. But I really am curious because of the naked arbiter with nothing there to speak of (This may be so that this image is acceptable in terms of -blam!-ly explicit content, but I'm not sure) Does anyone have any insight into the truth of it?[/quote] They are pixels. They really don't produce. Never have, never will. Don't really exist. [/quote] You sir, are a buzkill.

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ODST5 There doesn't seem to be any females to speak of, but this is not surprising as it would be a likely part of Elite culture to only have the males go into battle. But I don't believe any female elites have yet to be spoken of anywhere in the series. Is the process a-blam!-? My friend posed this question. He believes that they have "flaps" that hide their reproductive organs until they are needed. Do they simply have no genders and still reproduce -blam!-ly? As disturbing a thought as this is, it is still a ponderous question. I laughed very hard when I first thought of this question and am still laughing a little. But I really am curious because of the naked arbiter with nothing there to speak of (This may be so that this image is acceptable in terms of -blam!-ly explicit content, but I'm not sure) Does anyone have any insight into the truth of it?[/quote] They are pixels. They really don't produce. Never have, never will. Don't really exist.

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Demache [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xCoNs When a male Elite and a female Elite love each other very much...[/quote]...they whip it out.[/quote] For real, they have skin colored underarmor, that has an invisible cup.

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xCoNs When a male Elite and a female Elite love each other very much...[/quote]...they whip it out.

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    • When a male Elite and a female Elite love each other very much...

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    • Probably like actual lizards. Their -blam!- is inside the actual male Elite and comes out when aroused. Then -blam!- intercourse begins.

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ArbyJSS117 they stick spike grenades up a female elites 'bits'. the elites gentlemens area consists of a spike grenade, and two live plasma grenades[/quote]Is it just me, or if Sanghelios had their own version of Encyclopedia Dramatica, a very literal version of this description would be on there. I suppose, Rule 34 is universal?

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    • turn on girl as your gender in h3

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    • i dont care KILLKILLKILL it wont matter when they are dead

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CmdrScott1701 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ArbyJSS117 they stick spike grenades up a female elites 'bits'. the elites gentlemens area consists of a spike grenade, and two live plasma grenades[/quote] Something like that.[/quote] lol

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ArbyJSS117 they stick spike grenades up a female elites 'bits'. the elites gentlemens area consists of a spike grenade, and two live plasma grenades[/quote] Something like that.

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Buggy Virus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] furiocity I think they're like crabs where a flap will open up underneath their crotch and they'll drop eggs and stuff.[/quote] What's this other stuff? [i]Candy?[/i][/quote] Yummy

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    • thats what im sayin!

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    • they stick spike grenades up a female elites 'bits'. the elites gentlemens area consists of a spike grenade, and two live plasma grenades

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