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Edited by SolidusNat:
5/12/2016 12:49:32 AM
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Describe a game in the shittest way without saying any names
>be Vietnam vet
>ride bikes
>people blow up
[spoiler]Ride to hell[/spoiler]
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2 Repliesphone home
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2 Replies>Be prisoner >random dude drops key from hole in roof >got to city >must fulfil quest by killing giant things and gods >claim giant bathtub that teleports you >massive fire or sith lord guy, your choice
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1 Reply-Blow up military bases -Hear the 10th Doctor -Wingsuit away
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3 RepliesWake up as a prisoner riding cart. About to get executed a dragon comes down and -blam!-s up the town saving your life. You then run around punching zombies, monsters, town guards and wizards in the face. Just to get strong enough to go kill that dragon who saved your ass in the beginning.
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14 Replies-Friend dies -Time travel -Save friend -Friend dies -More time travel -Save friend -Other friend dies -No time travel -Cry ;-; -Friend dies (again) -Time travel -Save friend -Friend dies -Time travel -Save friend -Time travel -Let friend die -Is it weird that I'm getting numb to this?
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2 RepliesOkay so the world was all gray ysee? Like really gray Like those -blam!-ing 1940's tv shows And there were these dragons man And these dragons were all chill they didn't do nothin But then these -blam!-ing plebs found some fire And we're all like yo -blam!- all y'all and killed em dead There was this one guy who was all like Praise the Sun dude! And some arsonist who burned down an entire forest, like no joke Yellowstone national forest. And some big boned loser that smelled so bad everyone died Then there was Gollum too, he actually didn't do anything important so -blam!- him But yeah so bring out your dead when you're up north and like ring a coupla bells because I told you to, k?
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2 RepliesEdited by DraGonR1d3r007: 1/30/2016 4:16:37 AMPeople with guns Continually hate the other color Not surprised to see their clone on the other team Ridiculous hats 9characters Based solely off of objectives ~TaintedPurity
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4 RepliesHey there buddy chum pal friend amigo I don't mean to offend you but if you take one more diddly darn step towards that door ima have to diddly darn snap your neck my homeslice breadslice
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You have cancer so you go to London but then slip and fall in tuberculosis. Also everybody hates you.
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4 Replies>animated adaptation of a tv show >story is shit >illusion of choice >butchers canon >shitty graphics because mobile and last-gen holding it back
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Edited by domikitten: 1/30/2016 4:51:49 AMI MADE FINGER PIZZAS JUST FOR YOU
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2 RepliesCars and balls
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Set future chosen for you
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It has crappy green tanks
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>Aliens >Robots >pew pew
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Deadtiny...
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3 RepliesPortal gun is taken broh Get more mortys dawg Defeat snobby peoples broh Win
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2 Replies>run right >jump oveh turtll >DEHPRINCESSIZINANODERCASTLE >princess? >rinse repeat 6 more times >dah pincess! >*hug* >mfw
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3 RepliesRun Shoot Die Rage
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2 RepliesGet promises a great game Releases as piece of shit Pay more money for more shit Pay more money
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12 RepliesEdited by MrYellowJacket: 1/24/2016 1:26:41 AMFind mech parts. Then make a more badass mech with found parts. Can't equip too many powerful weapons or you'll exceed weight limits. There's thrusters for air combat or use thrusters just to shorten the distance between you and the enemy faster. I'm adding more details so maybe someone can guess it!
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4 RepliesSupposed to be a tactical, team based shooter. But nobody Fcuking speaks!
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3 RepliesNot enough cake.
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Live in a futuristic poop hole Spend hrs gathering materials Finally be prepared for the end game Wonder why the hell I wasted all this time for this crap
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1 Reply>jump >jump >jump > wreck a turtle > get b#tches > end game?
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I was on a plane one second, then killing zombies on a plane the next, then being a flight attendant to Zombies... [spoiler]Flight Control[/spoiler]
