My dad was there.
[spoiler]He was piloting the Death Star[/spoiler]
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13 RepliesEdited by Breach: 1/10/2016 6:30:33 PMHey leia, you ever had soup this good? Yes, on Alderaan... ....Princess, let it goooooo. Oh look, we're a peaceful planet You may fire when ready! KABOOSH!!!! BOOM BOOM BOOM! Alderaan chunks everywhere!
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8 RepliesThere was a sale at the Maul. [spoiler]Everything was half off.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesStrange... I expected this thread to blow up
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5 RepliesSomething I never understood about The Death Star: Since it could easily destroy planets, how would a huge ass space station, the size of a small moon, IN ORBIT of a planet be able to destroy it and no debris would have come and struck it? It's nearly impossible that none of the debris hit the death star, even including lasers that would have destroyed the debris coming to the planet, and even deflector shields couldn't deflect that kind of debris. The Death Star should have blown up shortly after Alderaan did. Oh, and the Ewoks died after the second death star blew up. Masses of debris would have bombarded the planet killing off that entire hemisphere, and then wiping out most of the world after, if not all. [i]Science[/i]
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Looking for bad star wars jokes? Youre looking in Alderaan places.
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11 RepliesEdited by The Wizard : 1/12/2016 9:04:37 PMTHE THE HELL IS ALDERAAN
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1 ReplyEdited by A Shoe: 1/11/2016 4:09:11 AMWhen it had happened I had already Alderaan away
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Edited by LOKIhoke: 1/12/2016 8:57:42 PMTrying to find sympathy [spoiler]but looking in alderaan places...[/spoiler]
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too soon
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If you date someone who doesn't appreciate Star Wars puns (like OP), you're looking for love in Alderaan places.
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3 RepliesEdited by PianoMan90210: 1/11/2016 2:00:32 PMAlderaan shot first
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"Hey Norm look! My timeshare on Alderan has gone way up!" <Alderan blows up> "Huh? What's this? It's dropping! ZERO!!"
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Maul had the high ground and still lost.
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Maul had the high ground and still lost.
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ALDERRAN WAS AN INSIDE JOB! IT WAS A CONTROLED EXPLOSION! OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!
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1 ReplyI geuss you could say he was, in Alderaan places!! [spoiler]ik, that was bad...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI thought incest was wincest???
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So was one of our bases. You could say we keep on setting up shop in [i]Alderaan[/i] places ;)
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3 RepliesEdited by Herakles: 1/10/2016 5:24:18 PMAllahu Ackbar
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1 ReplyEdited by Joyaboi: 1/11/2016 4:38:38 AMI am still [b]Grevious[/b]ing for his loss He was gone in the [b]B[/b]l[b]ink[/b] of an eye At least now he is [b]Walking[/b] among the [b]sky[/b]
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If youre looking for a girl. Youre searching in alderaan places lel
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You know I almost had to take a trip to alderaan. Thank god for space traffic
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Edited by JIMMAYDUDE: 1/11/2016 3:17:08 AMAlright alright. Hey you know what, to celebrate this occasion let's go get coffee. I know this great place, it's like 12 parsecs away on Alder- whoops yeah never mind. I'll just go.
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1 ReplyThe Empire was looking for Rebels in Alderaan places.
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