Three guys are traveling through the Amazon jungle when suddenly they get caught by an ancient tribe. The tribe leader tells them that they all need to get ten of the same fruit or they will die. The first guy comes back with ten apples and the tribe leader tells him that he must shove all ten apples up his ass one at a time without making a face or he will die. He takes the first apple and shoves it up his ass and he grimaces. So the tribe killed him. The second guys comes back with ten grapes and the tribe leader tells him the same. The second guy was able to put nine grapes up his ass and at the tenth grape he starts to laugh. So the tribe kills him. Up in heaven the first guy says to the second "what happened, you had it made, you could've lived" The second says "I know but I saw the third guy show up with pineapples "