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This is how it went: *Bungie, Sony, Microsoft sitting all in a table, discussing Destiny (Pre-2013)* Bungie: We've done it! It took many years, but bygone, we've made the best MMO/RPG/FPS-whatever the hell, on the market! We signed a contract we Activision. We now have the funds, we are finally ready to launch! Xbox: Then will you make us another Halo? c: Bungie: No. Xbox: B-B-But...Bungiepai...343i can't give as much you do... Bungie: I said no!! *Bungie backhands Xbox across the face, Xbox cowers in corner* *Sony snickering* Bungie: As I was saying, Destiny will be the most content filled game on the mar- *Activision kicks down door* Activision: Who wants to make some $$ bitches?!?! *activision pulls out DLC Scissors* Bungie: NO! NOT LIKE COD! WE CAN MAKE A GREAT GAME! WE DONT NEED TO MILK THE WALLETS! PLEA- *Activision slaps Bungie to floor and starts cutting up Destiny into DLCs and micro-transactions* Activision: *laughing maniacally* Too late. You already sold your souls. *Bungie crying on floor, Xbox reaches over but is kicked away by Sony* *Sony gets on Bungie* Sony: *into Bungie's ear* Now listen here, you're going to be my bitch from now on.....yes... you're going to be my prize bitch. All the exclusives for us... *Sony licks Bungie's ear while Bungie cries* *Xbox is huddled in corner, terrified, while Activision cuts up Destiny*
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  • [quote]This is how it went: *Bungie, Sony, Microsoft sitting all in a table, discussing Destiny (Pre-2013)* Bungie: We've done it! It took many years, but bygone, we've made the best MMO/RPG/FPS-whatever the hell, on the market! We signed a contract we Activision. We now have the funds, we are finally ready to launch! Xbox: Then will you make us another Halo? c: Bungie: No. Xbox: B-B-But...Bungiepai...343i can't give as much you do... Bungie: I said no!! *Bungie backhands Xbox across the face, Xbox cowers in corner* *Sony snickering* Bungie: As I was saying, Destiny will be the most content filled game on the mar- *Activision kicks down door* Activision: Who wants to make some $$ bitches?!?! *activision pulls out DLC Scissors* Bungie: NO! NOT LIKE COD! WE CAN MAKE A GREAT GAME! WE DONT NEED TO MILK THE WALLETS! PLEA- *Activision slaps Bungie to floor and starts cutting up Destiny into DLCs and micro-transactions* Activision: *laughing maniacally* Too late. You already sold your souls. *Bungie crying on floor, Xbox reaches over but is kicked away by Sony* *Sony gets on Bungie* Sony: *into Bungie's ear* Now listen here, you're going to be my bitch from now on.....yes... you're going to be my prize bitch. All the exclusives for us... *Sony licks Bungie's ear while Bungie cries* *Xbox is huddled in corner, terrified, while Activision cuts up Destiny*[/quote] Lmao bungie read this and don't let Activision bust out the dlc scissors again... Also kinda funny how this is Activision irl becuz everything they touch becomes loaded with dlc and micro transactions (*cough* Halo 5 *cough* and CoD: AW) #RIPDestiny I will love my memories of u 😖

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  • [quote]This is how it went: *Bungie, Sony, Microsoft sitting all in a table, discussing Destiny (Pre-2013)* Bungie: We've done it! It took many years, but bygone, we've made the best MMO/RPG/FPS-whatever the hell, on the market! We signed a contract we Activision. We now have the funds, we are finally ready to launch! Xbox: Then will you make us another Halo? c: Bungie: No. Xbox: B-B-But...Bungiepai...343i can't give as much you do... Bungie: I said no!! *Bungie backhands Xbox across the face, Xbox cowers in corner* *Sony snickering* Bungie: As I was saying, Destiny will be the most content filled game on the mar- *Activision kicks down door* Activision: Who wants to make some $$ bitches?!?! *activision pulls out DLC Scissors* Bungie: NO! NOT LIKE COD! WE CAN MAKE A GREAT GAME! WE DONT NEED TO MILK THE WALLETS! PLEA- *Activision slaps Bungie to floor and starts cutting up Destiny into DLCs and micro-transactions* Activision: *laughing maniacally* Too late. You already sold your souls. *Bungie crying on floor, Xbox reaches over but is kicked away by Sony* *Sony gets on Bungie* Sony: *into Bungie's ear* Now listen here, you're going to be my bitch from now on.....yes... you're going to be my prize bitch. All the exclusives for us... *Sony licks Bungie's ear while Bungie cries* *Xbox is huddled in corner, terrified, while Activision cuts up Destiny*[/quote] so true

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  • [quote]This is how it went: *Bungie, Sony, Microsoft sitting all in a table, discussing Destiny (Pre-2013)* Bungie: We've done it! It took many years, but bygone, we've made the best MMO/RPG/FPS-whatever the hell, on the market! We signed a contract we Activision. We now have the funds, we are finally ready to launch! Xbox: Then will you make us another Halo? c: Bungie: No. Xbox: B-B-But...Bungiepai...343i can't give as much you do... Bungie: I said no!! *Bungie backhands Xbox across the face, Xbox cowers in corner* *Sony snickering* Bungie: As I was saying, Destiny will be the most content filled game on the mar- *Activision kicks down door* Activision: Who wants to make some $$ bitches?!?! *activision pulls out DLC Scissors* Bungie: NO! NOT LIKE COD! WE CAN MAKE A GREAT GAME! WE DONT NEED TO MILK THE WALLETS! PLEA- *Activision slaps Bungie to floor and starts cutting up Destiny into DLCs and micro-transactions* Activision: *laughing maniacally* Too late. You already sold your souls. *Bungie crying on floor, Xbox reaches over but is kicked away by Sony* *Sony gets on Bungie* Sony: *into Bungie's ear* Now listen here, you're going to be my bitch from now on.....yes... you're going to be my prize bitch. All the exclusives for us... *Sony licks Bungie's ear while Bungie cries* *Xbox is huddled in corner, terrified, while Activision cuts up Destiny*[/quote]

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  • This game is not rewarding enough and is getting boring never thought I'd say that but yes it's getting boring

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  • Maby Activision should cut up destiny

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