There is this one chick in my history class and she is OBSESSED with 1 Direction. She I will just walk into class and she will just be having a conversation with herself about how "oh I can't belive Harry is dating this girl" or "omg I want to marry liam". She also will just walk through the halls during lunch with ear buds in singing 1 Direction songs in the most horrifying voice possible. She honestly makes omnigul sound like Beyonce... she also wears the same 1D shirt most days and has her hair in a messy pigtail. She will also have random flip-outs in class where she will just yell "FŲCK" and then she will chuck her pencil case across the room, or in the middle of a test she will just start singing 1D songs. Everything she just starts up I can't help but puke a little In my mouth... but I guess I can't just judge her, but still, if you guys knew her you would understand.
So... does anyone have any cringe stories or know a kid that is cringy af?
Edit: trending, woop woop!
Edit: Man guys this is some real cringy stuff
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4 RepliesEdited by dtrain (Timelost): 1/25/2016 2:19:36 AMHe introduced me to Attack on Titan. I watched the first episode, and thought it was kinda cool. I told him this the next day and he went full eliteist asshole and said "I've already watched the entire first season!" This was the point when I mentally said "-blam!- this noise" and I haven't watched an episode since. I did watch the abridged AoT on YouTube, funny shit. Edit: There's only one season of AoT, my bad.
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This kid faked his leg getting hurt so he cod get out of classes early and have special attention. Some other kid got a video of him jumping and running on his "hurt" leg. My friend is stuck chaperoning him around carrying his stuff for him while he's running and jumping.
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2 RepliesThere's this one kid in my honor's geometry class, he's smart and all, but in the middle of class, while the teacher is talking, instead of looking at a phone or something, he reads a hardcover comic book of guardians of the galaxy... [spoiler]I don't tease him or anything, but we're in highschool, you do that stuff and home, not in the middle of class[/spoiler]
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10 RepliesEdited by The_Maul117: 1/9/2016 3:39:02 PMAnybody ever have that one kid who dressed, acted, and danced like Michael Jackson in High school? [spoiler]Don't you dare lie to me...[/spoiler] [spoiler]There's always at least one of 'em in each school...[/spoiler] [spoiler]They brought the light of the party though, no doubt.[/spoiler]
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There is this girl that will poke your shoulder really hard and the show you a kindergarten drawing, and then she will proceed to smile as if she made an accomplishment. I think she might be mentally challenged but I wouldn't know for sure.
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2 RepliesDo I know that "one cringe kid"? DO I KNOW THAT ONE CRINGE KID?
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There's this eighth grader in my Honors math class that's obsessed with Undertale. She also sings during tests. And ALL THE TIME WITH THE RETARDED QUESTIONS.
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7 RepliesIn my school, there's some weeb kid who just sings hatsune Miku songs all day. [spoiler]He dressed up as her for own clothes day .~.[/spoiler]
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One time I was camping with some friends at the river. Early in the morning after a long night of drinking and eating really crappy food, I had to take a dump, BUT there was no toilet paper left and all the bushes were pretty much poison ivy. So I thought to myself, "hey if I just shit in the river, it'll kinda wipe for me." Well I took a dump in the river but it wasn't flowing all too well, so it's just kinda chuggin along. As I'm walking up the hill to the camp. I hear a boat flying by. Well just so happens a lady was water skiing and she falls over. I didn't think much of it, until she emerged from the water with my shit covering the entire right side of her face, screaming hysterically. Of course, nobody knew it was my shit, or would have any reason to pin it on me (besides my friends) but I did feel the need to walk fast back to my tent. Didn't wanna get chewed out for inadvertently shitting on a young woman's face.
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Girl is obsessed with cheetahs, has a cheetah folder, notebook, backpack, and a tail which she wears. (This is high school) she brings a 3DS everyday and plays Pokemon during class. She is also completely obsessed with Harry Potter/Percy Jackson, and will yell out "YAY" whenever either is mentioned. Whenever a question is asked, she always knows the answer and adds roughly 50 facts and launches into a lecture about it. [spoiler]exaggerating on last part but everything else is true ._. [/spoiler]
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yeah, im pretty cringy at times
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Sounds like she has tourettes
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I used to be and still kind of am that Cringe guy.
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4 RepliesThere's always that one boy or girl who just knows everything and is cringy with what they talk about. Like in classes the teacher asks the question, they answer and then add like another 2 or 3 facts on top of the answer.
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Oh man, memories. There is always some kid thats going to be in your class that is a weeaboo, handheld game device freak or just a plain degenerate You can't avoid them. Trust me, I've tried avoiding them
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I had a roommate in college. My god he never left the room except to eat and class. Then it was straight back to his bed and play some game on his laptop. I literally never saw him shower or wash his clothes or sheets. About a week in, you could smell our room from halfway down the hall. Everytime he would leave I'd run to open the window as wide as it goes and spray the shit out of everything he owned with fabreeze and air freshener. It never helped. He would come back and close the room. I ended up sleeping under my covers and pulling them over my head because I couldn't stand the smell or sleep. It got so bad my GF and I went to the dorm leader and he said he couldn't do anything. So me and my GF wrote an "anonymous" letter saying that ppl can smell the room. He washed his bed sheets and that was about it. Only spent one semester with him and I moved into an apartment with my GF (now wife). It was horrible. Worst experience of my life.
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Lol me?
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9 RepliesWe've got a fedora wearing kid (this stuff was in middle school, so we were kiddies) who claimed to be a "dragon" and could breathe fire. When he was asked to prove it he refused because it was "dangerous". He was emo when he wasn't claiming to be a different animal. He was a bit chubby (think Paul Blart as a kid but skinnier, you know what I mean?) but he always drew pictures of him hanging himself as a skinny emo with long hair. (Skip to highschool) He recently got suspended for having a "hit list" full of kids at school. This was the last conversation I had with him- scenario: I got put next to him in my science class, and when he sat down, he had like 20 books (no joke) about weapons. (Cringe kid wearing fedora) "Hey anon" "What?" "Would you by any chance.. Happen to know where to get blades for a cheap price?" "What? No." "Just askin (laughs)"
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Theres this short and chubby emo girl at my school who is friends with my friend ( i feel so sorry for him ) and she acts so positive and happy it's cringe worthy. She also has hair covering her face and when im hanging out with my friends she just stands there staring at us. apparently she is suicidal and tried to stab someone before....
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2 RepliesFukk one direction
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19 RepliesThis one girl at my school just made a youtube channel that she wants to make viral. The only two videos on it are of her hand playing with MLP dolls and pretending that they're "talking". Her channel description is basically the same as "Teh PeNgU1N oF d00m" copypasta. Kill me now. This is high school.
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7 RepliesEdited by thoth_: 1/9/2016 4:29:39 AMIs a scaly. Wears the same hoodie every day. I've never seen him without his headphones on. Always watching Vanoss/other youtubers/Various amines. Talks to this one kid about anime like he cares. He doesn't really but he fakes it because cringe kid is Aspergers and doesn't want to hurt his feelings. Has next to no hygiene skills. >tries to care kid is listening to a thing >cringe kid sits next to him >starts talking about fairytale >tries hasn't seen it >"hey, is it ok if I listen to this TED talk?" >"sure" >20 seconds later cringe is at it again
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Edited by Bapaotje: 1/24/2016 2:14:57 PMLet people have their interests. I'm sure there'll be lots of people who think you're a total idiot for playing destiny and spending atleast 140 dollars on it.
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So there's this kid with a neck twitch (like he twitches all the time) and a lazy eye. He is 5'4 and 260 pounds... He is greasy asf He barges into people's conversations and tries to act like he's some hot shit or something
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9 RepliesI'm a teacher assistant for a 7th-8th teacher at the school I go to. The teacher has me grade papers for all her classes. Every time I get to this kid named Brenden, he has some weird ass drawing of one of the sonic characters on the back of the assignment. Usually tails. The last one I saw was tails saying that Anthony Padilla created the bill of rights. What the -blam!- is wrong with children?
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3 RepliesSounds like she has some problems I've been out of school for a long time but there was one kid named Jason who was the whitest kid. Short, scrawny, black hair, buggy eyes, half a mustache, and glasses. But he would try to walk, talk, act, and look ghetto. He would try to argue with the teacher and other students. He would get hit as a result and then he would start to cry and scream for the teacher. Now that I'm a teacher, I deal with some of these type of student albeit in Japan. There was one student who was a 9th grader. His last name was Babasaki which was a pretty rare name. He was was a big kid for his age and looked mean. He would go out and smoke. Well, on graduation day, he came in with dyed red hair and shaved off his eyebrows. He then began to cry uncontrollably when the teachers forces him out. It was strange. I have a cringe worthy class. I teach it Monday nights from 7:00 to 9:00 and alternates between 7th to 9th. The 8th and 9th graders are perfect but the 7th graders are little shits. It's a soccer training school and they board there. These kids are just shitty. Like I will practice numbers and every time we get to six, they scream out "SEX!!!" and start to giggle. Or ask me "Joe, do sex enjoy? Sex all day. Sex every time. Me. My sex number one" right in the middle of a test. Or they throw stuff around the classroom. I've talked to the others teachers as in there only once a week but they just let them do it so I should as well. I always cringe when they walk in.