My 6th grade self. Absolutely obsessed with doge, back when that was the shit. Wouldn't shut up about it. Made my friends like it too.(more like forced.) Posted about that shit all over Instagram. It's @cocctopus. Scroll down far enough and you might find some of the doge posts, or I may have deleted them [spoiler]follow me pls[/spoiler]

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I feel like it's safe to say we have all been the cringe kid at some point in our lives. I know I have.

No matter where you live, what school you go to, what ethnicity you are, or what religion you follow, there is always that one girl in your school that is obsessed with horses.

Anyone who wears a mine craft t-shirt makes me want to punch them in the face.

I have a lot of stories to tell. 1. I went to this social group therapy club as my dad felt I needed it. I didn't think so but even then I was the most successful according to the leader of the group, which was about a 33 Year Old woman. One kid was 12 who turned 13 during the time I was their. Clash of Clans, FNAF, squeaky voice, talks about PCs, that iOS is better than Android (That kid unintentionally convinced me to get a iPhone when my contract with Sprint expired and switched to T-Mobile). He also had a guy that follows him as a "1 on 1" service that my dad also thought I needed also, which I don't. You couldn't make him shut up and I was quiet most of the time so I didn't snap at him since I was the most mature out of everyone else in the group. He'll kind a way to implement his favorite things into any activity we were doing to the point that it was easy to know whom said it. One activity we were doing during my time at the group was guessing a character from a game and he mentioned an archer class from Clash of Clans. Knowing him I guessed it immediately and laughed. Another time we went to play minigolf and this kid started raging HARD that he had to stop playing for about five holes until he can calm down. 2. Same group, different kid. Subtract FNAF but add mentally challenged, overweight (About 300 pounds), difficult to work with, and add the definition of asian. This man was 18 but still in Middle School due to his disabilities. Sometimes he would get too closs to you and it would cause interruptions and problems towards everybody. He didn't speak much but he knew what he was talking about. He would talk about gaming much also (Granted so did I but I know when people aren't interested in talking about a certain subject) randomly. His mother was rich, owning a vacation home in Laz Vegas and would usually spoil us when the holidays came around. 3. Same group, another kid was added that I still talk to. His name was Zeus, after the Greek Mythology god, he went to the middle school that I went to for my 8th Grade year and I was surprised. Somehow I became friends with him and I went over to his place to game. His father is a war veteran and is wealthy asf. He has a two story house that is basically a mini arcade. Enter the door, you see a basketball setup on the right side of the house when you enter in the door, a Xbox One, a Gamecube with almost every game BUT Super Smash Bros. Melee (GOD DAMNIT). His father is a divorced man and got custody of his son, which is the person that joined the group and later met. About a year after I left the group, he invited me to a American football themed party with a kiddie pool, a jumper, and somehow, AND AN ATTACK HELICOPTER-I mean a fire truck. I was the oldest kid their and also the tallest while everyone else was 13 or below. That jumper / bouncy house was a mess. If all of the kids got in their, the jumper would collapse and the jumper had a slide to it also. I didn't sign up for it but it was my job to make sure that bouncy house didn't collapse by going under the neck of the slide and pushing all of my weight upwards before anyone died. 4. A "special" student in my high school. He would hug anyone but the teachers and staff, would hug random guys but specific girls. A lot of the girls didn't mind it but he would hug me. Later he got control of his actions and know when was the time to do. He actually has a twin sister that was born a year later and I get along very well (I have a crush on his sister). I don't know what's different about his sister but his sister plays off her cringiness as cute, which actually is. She might have a crush on me (Win?). 5. This phillipino girl that ws my first high school crush. She LOVED anime, gaming, Pewdiepie, and most notably Panic at the Disco, the band. I had a crush on her for her personality and vibe that she brought with her, until everything changed when the fire nation attacked (I mean when we both went to 10th Grade). She "acts" and talks stereotypically black now when before she was the kindest and top student in the 9th Grade at my school. We used to be friends until I got in on this inside joke that her group created as I was trying to be a better friend towards her and another girl in that group. Now we don't talk anymore. To me she changed, but to her group she's the same. That group is cancer. 6. Junior group, specific girl. Her name was Lola. She was taller than me (I'm abour 6'2), has braces, and is flat chested and pancake äss honestly. Her voice and attitude is extremely cringe worth that I can barely describe it. Just think of nerd girl plus weeaboo. 7. Me. The way I hear my voice I like it, but the way everybody else hears my voice is cringe worthy. I have 10% Autism, 90% normal human being, but my autism gets the best of me. To everyone else, I have trouble speaking with Ls, Rs, and THs usually at the end of a word (Racecar, death, level as example words that I struggle with). When I was in elementary, I wouldn't shut up about Mario. In Middle School I wouldn't stop talking about Sonic (I had a fücking Sonic backpack for 7th Grade for fûck sakes). In high school now, I have control over what I say so I won't bore people. I would get along with people older or younger than me, but it's rare as hell to get along with someone within my age group or my peers. Also with people who are a higher or lower grade than me. 8. An elementary friend. I only know two people that need to wear a belt, and this man is one of them. I cannot describe how much this man is cringe worthy. He acts really dumb and I feel that he is mentally challenged. I had to make a Facebook account for this man. Ever time he crouched down, you can see this boy's ãss cheeks like, "BOI PULL YO ÅSS UP!!!" This man was all sorts of cringe. 9. Sonic, Kingdom Hearts fanboy. Some days we would talk and this man would tell me false rumors about Kingdom Hearts III that it was obvious that he was lying. Later on we made a deal that I would trade my original DS for a copy of Kingdom Hearts I for a month. After the month we would get back what we traded. As soon as the month was over, according to him he lost it but my mom though he was reluctant to give it back. After four years of lies he still hasn't gave it back to me. He said he will give me a 3DS for compensation, he still hasn't given me that. I missed out on Pokémon X & Y because of that man.