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10/10/2009 9:53:50 AM
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Fun things to say on Wal-Mart's intercom?
If you were to play an intercom prank in Wal mart what would you say?
I would say "Attention Wal Mart shoppers, there is a chest with $1,000,000 in it hidden in this store. The first person to find it gets to keep the money."
EDIT: Last time I checked the code to get onto the intercom is #96. It could have changed though.
[Edited on 10.12.2009 5:40 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Waterboy210 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Paul Dirac who the f shops at walmart ppl i mean honestly[/quote] People with good language skills. Things wrong with your sentence: 1. Please don't use F. At least self-censor yourself. 2. Wal-mart is spelled like Wal-mart. 3. Capitalization. 'Nuff said. 4. Ppl = people. Spell it like people please. 5. Exclamation mark or period at the end.[/quote]I'll fix it Who the -blam- shops at Wal-Mart people I mean honestly!
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i would make pretend im talking to someone secretly and i would say...so when are you going to plant the bomb
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Calling a Raymond Soul, Thats Mr R Soul to customer services, we have your wife, Roxanne Soul, Thats Mrs R Soul, over the customer service desk.
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"Attention, all Wal-Mart shoppers... the greeter at the west entrance has lots of money... if you can beat him to unconsiousness, you can take his money. that is all."
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Attention wal-mart....Mudkipz in blue light sale! Get them while you still likez them!
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"Attention shoppers: The person nearest to your left is a spy. Please pick up the nearest flamethrower, say 'mmfffhfhffhm', and burn the person to death. Thank you"
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"Attention shoppers. Capt. K-Mart of K-Mart has launched an attack on WalMart. Proceed to Aile 7 for your battle gear."
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*revives* I would say "ESCAPED KID SLAVES IN SPORTING GOODS!"
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"I have farts in my butt and I'm unloadin. Pew pew pew pew!"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Schnook429 "Attention shoppers, I have photo copied my ass...please pick up a copy at the nearest cash register"[/quote] lolwut?
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"Anthrax spill on Aisle 4."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MaxiCalifornia [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H410 P4r4D0x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MaxiCalifornia *Clears throat, pauses, then begins in a Russian accent* "Good morning ladies and gentlemen of WalMart. I am Lieutenant Colonel Aleksandr Ivanov and I am here to inform you, that the great country of Soviet Russia has invaded the United States of America. This store and the rest of the district is under Soviet control. Anybody who leaves will be shot on sight. In Soviet Russia, you would all be dead already with a bullet in your brain and your head by your feet. But because America propaganda is very effective in other countries, your lives will be spared. Instead, we will cut off the right index finger of every man, woman, and child. Have a nice day."[/quote] You didnt use the word comrade at all ... wtf[/quote] There's nowhere to use the word in there. I'm speaking to Americans, not other Russians...[/quote] A real soviet always finds a way to use the word.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H410 P4r4D0x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MaxiCalifornia *Clears throat, pauses, then begins in a Russian accent* "Good morning ladies and gentlemen of WalMart. I am Lieutenant Colonel Aleksandr Ivanov and I am here to inform you, that the great country of Soviet Russia has invaded the United States of America. This store and the rest of the district is under Soviet control. Anybody who leaves will be shot on sight. In Soviet Russia, you would all be dead already with a bullet in your brain and your head by your feet. But because America propaganda is very effective in other countries, your lives will be spared. Instead, we will cut off the right index finger of every man, woman, and child. Have a nice day."[/quote] You didnt use the word comrade at all ... wtf[/quote] There's nowhere to use the word in there. I'm speaking to Americans, not other Russians...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MaxiCalifornia *Clears throat, pauses, then begins in a Russian accent* "Good morning ladies and gentlemen of WalMart. I am Lieutenant Colonel Aleksandr Ivanov and I am here to inform you, that the great country of Soviet Russia has invaded the United States of America. This store and the rest of the district is under Soviet control. Anybody who leaves will be shot on sight. In Soviet Russia, you would all be dead already with a bullet in your brain and your head by your feet. But because America propaganda is very effective in other countries, your lives will be spared. Instead, we will cut off the right index finger of every man, woman, and child. Have a nice day."[/quote] You didnt use the word comrade at all ... wtf
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*Clears throat, pauses, then begins in a Russian accent* "Good morning ladies and gentlemen of WalMart. I am Lieutenant Colonel Aleksandr Ivanov and I am here to inform you, that the great country of Soviet Russia has invaded the United States of America. This store and the rest of the district is under Soviet control. Anybody who leaves will be shot on sight. In Soviet Russia, you would all be dead already with a bullet in your brain and your head by your feet. But because America propaganda is very effective in other countries, your lives will be spared. Instead, we will cut off the right index finger of every man, woman, and child. Have a nice day."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AssCutter Homely woman in isle 3, need clean up immediately.[/quote] *ahem* Welcome, to City 17. Our benefactors would like too ... *rambles on*
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"Attention shoppers, I have photo copied my ass...please pick up a copy at the nearest cash register"
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Homely woman in isle 3, need clean up immediately.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Schnook429 I would have to start yelling "I remember when I used to feel something!"[/quote] I think I love you
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Luke im your father!!!
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"Clean up in the mens changing room"
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Attention Wal-Mart shoppers, DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAAAAARRRRGGGG!!!!!!!!
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[i][b]"For the love of god someone get the shotgun! They're breaking through the barricade! they're breaking through th-Ah!! there eating me! There eati- *Blood gurgles* *Sound of bone-crunching* *Static* [/b][/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWORDofDOBBA hello wal-mart i want to play a game [/quote] The Internet, it is yours.
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Duke Nukem Soundboard
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Tourrets guy soundboard over intercom
