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Sean Connery jokes.

Make up a joke about Sean Connery. It can be something he would say, or what he would do, etc. EDIT: I retract my joke because apparently I'm not a good a comedian. I didn't know the Flood was so brutally honest. As of now, I am pursuing a career in politics. [Edited on 10.07.2009 8:36 PM PDT]
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  • lolololol kanye west is my hero lolololol

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Memphis blue 72 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AK 47625714 I miss the days of when SNL was actually a good show, and not a Mad TV clone like it is today.[/quote]MOAR COWBELL![/quote]Babies...before we're done here...y'all be wearing gold-plated DIAPERS! [Edited on 10.07.2009 8:45 PM PDT]

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  • This thread is a disgrace to the Flood. *runs away* *runs back and pimp slaps OP* "That's for blasphemy."

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AK 47625714 I miss the days of when SNL was actually a good show, and not a Mad TV clone like it is today.[/quote]MOAR COWBELL!

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  • "The word cat is under this letter in the dictionary. Mr Connery?" "That would be the R setion." "No,no not in the R's." "Not in the R's? That's not what your mother said." "Well I guess I walked into that one." I agree, SNL used to be very good.

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  • I miss the days of when SNL was actually a good show, and not a Mad TV clone like it is today.

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  • Alex: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel. Mr. Connery. Sean: Can you repeat the question? Alex: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel. Sean: I garfunkeled your mother.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Balkoth098 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dwight Not Dwigt [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Balkoth098 Ima let you finish but Chuck Norris had some of the best jokes of all time. *walks away*[/quote] Meme fail. "Listen I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finished, but Chuck Norris had the best jokes of all time!"[/quote] How was it a fail? He said basically exactly what you did but left out the "im really happy for you" which isnt needed for people to get that he is reffering to kanye.[/quote] It's a fail. Deal with it.[/quote] I'm sorry I didn't add 5 words to your precious meme. It was a joke dude, don't take it seriously. I'm not 4chan's butt buddy.[/quote]MEMES ARE A BIG DEAL!!!!!1!!!!11!! THEY ARE THE VERY FIBER OF A BEING THAT IS [b] THE FLOOD [/b]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!! [Edited on 10.07.2009 8:35 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Memphis blue 72 "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen." Pre-Game Lobby anyone?[/quote] QFT Red October, Shhhtanding by.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Cheese Lady Buck Futter![/quote]See? "HOR", like your mother. "SEMEN". It's right there. [Edited on 10.07.2009 8:28 PM PDT]

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  • "I'll take the rapist for 500."

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dwight Not Dwigt [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Balkoth098 Ima let you finish but Chuck Norris had some of the best jokes of all time. *walks away*[/quote] Meme fail. "Listen I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finished, but Chuck Norris had the best jokes of all time!"[/quote] How was it a fail? He said basically exactly what you did but left out the "im really happy for you" which isnt needed for people to get that he is reffering to kanye.[/quote] It's a fail. Deal with it.[/quote] I'm sorry I didn't add 5 words to your precious meme. It was a joke dude, don't take it seriously. I'm not 4chan's butt buddy.

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  • Buck Futter!

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  • I don't think you need to put "I'm really happy for you". Then again, I'm new at this meme thing.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dwight Not Dwigt [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Balkoth098 Ima let you finish but Chuck Norris had some of the best jokes of all time. *walks away*[/quote] Meme fail. "Listen I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finished, but Chuck Norris had the best jokes of all time!"[/quote] How was it a fail? He said basically exactly what you did but left out the "im really happy for you" which isnt needed for people to get that he is reffering to kanye.[/quote] It's a fail. Deal with it.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Memphis blue 72 "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen." Pre-Game Lobby anyone?[/quote] *high fives*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Balkoth098 Ima let you finish but Chuck Norris had some of the best jokes of all time. *walks away*[/quote] Meme fail. "Listen I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finished, but Chuck Norris had the best jokes of all time!"[/quote] How was it a fail? He said basically exactly what you did but left out the "im really happy for you" which isnt needed for people to get that he is reffering to kanye.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Balkoth098 Ima let you finish but Chuck Norris had some of the best jokes of all time. *walks away*[/quote] Meme fail. "Listen I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finished, but Chuck Norris had the best jokes of all time!"

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  • Fine, I guess being a comedian is not one of my career options anymore. Jeez, the things I have to deal with here.

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  • "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen." Pre-Game Lobby anyone?

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  • I thought Sean Connery was a girl...? I need to watch television more.

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  • Ima let you finish but Chuck Norris had some of the best jokes of all time. *walks away*

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  • *facepalms at OP* [url=http://youfail.org/]You, sir[/url]

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  • stupid

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  • Ill show YOU and Octopuzzy!

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