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Edited by SergioTheSlayer: 1/3/2016 2:06:04 AM
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What Lord SHAXX Thinks of the Current Crucible Meta

"[i]Hey Shax, somebody just got another 25 kill streak![/i]" "YES! Finally somebody with some skill in this dump. Tell me, what guns were they using?" "[i]Last Word, 1000 Yard Stare and...[/i]" "Wait, let me guess, [b][u]QUILLUMS TERMINUS?!?!?[/u][/b]"" "[i]Uhhhh... actually it was the Harrowed Quillums Terminus...[/i]" "You say that as if they are two different guns! Give the bloody ass his medal for twenty five kills and let's get on with that battle." "[i]Ummmmm... about that...[/i]" "[b][u]WHAT CAN IT POSSIBLY BE NOW ABOUT NOW?[/u][/b]" "[i]W-w-we ran out of medals f-for that with all of the G-guardians using that load out last year, as I can tell you are r-remembering that lovely assortment of weapons...[/i]" "..." "[i]Shaxx, what are you going to do about this this time[/i]?" "We should probably do something about that Guardian, but with all the red tape from the Vanguard and them not wanting to retweak the weapons for Crucible again... we are probably going to wait for this thing to either work itself out, wait for the Guardians to finally have some courtesy with each other or wait until the Vanguard get back from their winter vacation." "[i]Okay, but what should we give the Guardian as a reward[/i]?" "The same thing as always for those meta bastards..." "[i]But we ran out of Fallen loincloths today.[/i]" "Just use give out the Hive ones and tell them that the stains we couldn't get out are the decorations, just like we did last year." "[i]We haven't washed any of them yet sir.[/i]" "All the more reason why we should give them to such deserving candidates. Before you leave, have a few more real medals made so the Guardians that are truly worthy of that medal have an actual medal to show off. "[i]Got it"[/i] One minute later "[i]Shaxx someone did it again[/i]!" "Let me guess..." "[i]No, it was not the same three weapons!!!"[/i] "Really? [b]YEESSS[/b], I knew their was some hope for the Guardians that stuck to their quick wit and were resilient till the end! Tell me, what did they use?" "[i]..."[/i] "What did they use?" "[i]Mida, 1000 Yard Stare and the standard Quillums Terminus[/i]." [b][u]"TRAVELER [i]BLAM[/i] THEM ALL TO HELL!!!"[/u][/b] Shaxx's edit: "The next person to submit their weapons load out to me will be set in the "professional" lobby with the snipers that do not miss and corner campers. I will personally put you on that team for the rest of the year if you resume to send me your weapon load outs.

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