>couple years ago >be me >19 >pretty popular, but only have 2 best friends >betafag.jpg >one guy is kyle, likes saying daddy-o a lot and adding -o at the end of names >other guy is harold, we used to be friends since first grade >we made nicknames for each other a long time ago, his was "hand" >I dropped my nickname, but he kept his because harold is a f*cking stupid name >kyle knows him by "hand" as well >anyway >it's a hot weekend >crawlintofridge.png >I hit up kyle and hand >"let's go to the beach" >they agree >at beach >we all run into cool water >feelsgood.wmv >but wait >it's shark season >see a fin coming toward kyle >run, forest, run >f*ck this, he just kicks the shark somehow >he kicked it straight towards hand >he screams, what's happening >we all swim back to shore >hand's not missing any arms or legs >momentofrealization.doc >his pants are bloody asf, the shark bit his d clean off >we need a hospital >get in car, drive back towards hospital >u gonna be alright, bro >hospital parking full, have to park across street, damnit >I run in to tell desk lady about hand's situation >kyle helps hand limp across street >ohgod.gif >kyle didn't press the crosswalk button, car speeds into them >kyle drops hand into street to get to safety, hand gets hit >it's fatal >mfw kyle-o killed Han