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10/5/2009 6:43:11 AM
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Does mast­erbating really make you get hairy palms?

That is what my health teacher told me, and I don't know if its true. I go to a poor inner city school by the way, which is why I don't always trust my teachers.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Purple Unicorn wtf i also heard that masterbaiting means you are g­ay. Is that true?[/quote] You're pleasuring yourself by touching a -blam!-. What do you think?

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  • wtf i also heard that masterbaiting means you are g­ay. Is that true?

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  • Yes it does. And shaving your legs makes your skin saggy.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Paul Dirac Actually, it's true. Semen is packed with nutrients and your own genetic signature. When aptly applied to pores (i.e. left on your hands because your lazy ass forgot to clean up) then the hair follicle craters will sop up the nutrients and spur the development of hair. [/quote]This is a perfect example of how Bearded Ladies came to be.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Paul Dirac Actually, it's true. Semen is packed with nutrients and your own genetic signature. When aptly applied to pores (i.e. left on your hands because your lazy ass forgot to clean up) then the hair follicle craters will sop up the nutrients and spur the development of hair. [/quote] -blam!-

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  • Actually, it's true. Semen is packed with nutrients and your own genetic signature. When aptly applied to pores (i.e. left on your hands because your lazy ass forgot to clean up) then the hair follicle craters will sop up the nutrients and spur the development of hair.

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  • It's an 18th century myth meant to scare kids out of self pleasurement, for, as we all know, back then, there new world and old world were very religious and shunned every bit of sin.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Beato Hair doesn't grow on the palms of your hands.[/quote] *Unless you frequently -blam!-e.

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  • You spelled it wrong.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THEevilMC Ask your health teacher how they know.[/quote] Read the OP again

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  • Hair doesn't grow on the palms of your hands.

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  • No, idiot. It makes you post on the Flood forums. Duh.

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  • Love your name Op

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  • Ask your health teacher how they know.

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  • IDK. How are your hands looking?

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  • Only if you get really into it and don't wash your hands afterwards.

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